Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr Make Undies Look Good

Miranda Kerr

It’s their job to make undies — sorry, Victoria’s Secret Lingerie — look good. And in these just-released shots of fall-winter unmentionables the ladies are once again doing a good job. They are model employees. Get it, model employees?

Arr, Jim, hang it up, ye still be making awful jokes. This isn’t your week, young Jim Hawkins. Arr.

Moving on — getting past that “talk like a pirate” garbage that infected yesterday’s post — here are Miranda and Candice.

Ahoy there Davy Jones, treasure chests and booty galore! Fetch me wooden leg and cutlass. Arr…

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