Candice Swanepoel, an Authoritative Guide

Candice Swanepoel

Yes, more Victoria’s Secret lingerie pictures have hit the internets, and we are all too happy to follow up our previous posting of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel pictures with this trunkload of new — and sexier we think — shots of Candice. But who is Candice Swanepoel, anyway?

DID YOU KNOW… that Candice Swanepoel is South Aftican?

DID YOU KNOW… that Candice is 23 years old, turning 24 on October 20?

DID YOU KNOW… that Candice speaks fluent Portuguese and Afrikaans?

DID YOU KNOW… that Candice has, unfortunately, been dating the same dude, a male model, since she was 17?

DID YOU KNOW… that Candice, uh… looks sexy as all hell in Victoria’s Secret lingerie?

DID YOU KNOW… anything else about Candace? If so, please share it. We’re out of info. The mysterious Candice just shows up, slips into underwear, shoots pictures or walks the runway, then puts her clothes back on and returns to her private life. All we can do is refer you to the previous statement about her sexiness — and these pictures:

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Anybody want to watch a classic Eddy Grant video about Apartheid? Thought so. Here you go. Seizure warning.