Caitlin O’Connor Says Yes to Pushup Bras, No to Granny Panties

Caitlin O'Connor

Should Caitlin O’Connor be Miss Mint 400? We’re gonna go ahead and say yes.

Caitlin does well in contests — as “Caitlin from Uniontown, PA,” she’s a 2013 Maxim Hometown Hotties finalist. But don’t let the small-town persona fool you. Caitlin is currently a working actress based in Los Angeles, and you can see her in commercials for bread and soda (that’s Caitlin with the broken high heel), and she made an appearance on TMZ recently. Look for her to keep popping up like this.

So… Miss Mint 400? Sure, that is a desirable result. Speaking of desirable — here’s a lot more than you even thought you wanted to know about Caitlin (follow her at @Caitlin_OConnor).

A nickname I have had: My nickname is Barefoot because I love walking around without shoes. I know, weird and gross but I love being close to nature and the outdoors.

The worst movie I have ever seen: One Night in Paris. You can guess why.

I’m a nerd about: TV Shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I know entire episode scripts by heart.

Please worship my: Eyes

Try not to stare at my: Flat booty

I would rather have a root canal than: Take medicine

Sex is: Private ;-)

My greatest weakness: Sexy men in nerdy, black-rimmed glasses

If I went into porn, my name would be: Something like the name of the street I grew up on — Evergreen Love.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Mischa

Food that turns me on: Chocolate

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Ditzy. I am pretty intelligent once you get to know me.

Something cool about having boobs: Is taking pictures of them in push up bras!

I cried unnecessarily when: the Clydesdale commercial aired on Super Bowl Sunday.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Alcohol and tons of cupcakes so guys and girls want to stay!

The funniest comedian is: Jimmy frickin’ Fallon!

People tell me I look like: Jamie Pressley and Ursula Andress

I’m too sexy for my: Shirt

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Food!

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: an Olympic gymnast

Stay out of my way when: I’m hungry

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Kissing your neck

My super power: Is mind-reading! I’m pretty intuitive

I am completely freaked out by: Spiders

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: Granny panties

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is (and why): Granny panties

I will never understand why men: Cheat on their women. Be single. Have fun

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: On the red carpet at the premiere of Freeloaders where you could see straight through my sweater

My relationship with spectator sports is: Pittsburgh Steelers!

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: Someone told me I have a soothing voice that made him want to fall asleep. Thanks, I think… not a compliment.

The most exciting thing I did recently was: Last month I appeared in Maxim. And today, I co-starred in a Music Video for Jeremih and Drop City Yacht Club for Crickets

My secret weapon: Eyeliner

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Megan Fox AND Halle Berry

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Miguel, “Quickie”

My backup career if this doesn’t work out: I’m a serious actress and I have no Plan B.

Something my parents made me do that still traumatizes me today: Eat slushees. Hate those!

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Every day, at Chipotle

On the worst bender of my life, I was drinking: I cannot remember, but my girlfriend and hot hot model Korrina Rico carried me home on HER birthday. I owe her to this day!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Never give up your girlfriends

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: My first date ever, when my crush held my hand during a movie

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Modeling in the freezing cold

A grown man should not: Fart on me.

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