It is a great travesty that the bounteous Canadian babe Bryci has not yet stopped by The Smoking Jacket for a chat. Bryci was a fan favorite in a previous version of this blog; she is sweet as the day is long and — just giving it to you straight — usually naked as a jaybird. Down-home up-north girls like Bryci and her colleague Katie Banks (who has been on this site) could convert a sane American like me to hockey, poutine and Tim Horton’s. Bet your bottom loonie.
In fact it’s the time of year when a magic character descends from colder climes bulging with goodies for us all, and in that spirit I bring you A Very Bryci Christmas.
(Follow Bryci at twitter.com/bryci or visit her at Bryci.com for more tidings of comfort and joy.)
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
That depends what you consider “naughty” and “nice.” I’m a very nice girl who happens to be naked on the internet quite a lot.
What do you want most for Christmas?
I actually want an electric skateboard, some super warm winter boots, some pots and pans. I never spoil myself, even with the boring stuff! My fans want to give me lingerie to wear, and of course that is so sweet — but you can’t fry an egg in a DD-cup bra. Well, I suppose you could try.
What is your favorite food at Christmas?
I’m a sucker for the standby, turkey and cranberries, with mashed potatoes and gravy. All mixed together, and on a bun with butter! I may be a slender girl, but on Christmas I eat like a horse. I may have a little more junk in my trunk for my January photo shoots.
Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
My family and friends actually aren’t exchanging gifts this year, I’m so thankful that I get to avoid the malls! But I do plan on baking people cookies as gifts, who can resist a cookie? I might bake them naked — as Bryci.com members know, that I tend to do that kind of thing.
What is your favorite Christmas movie?
I made a pretty sexy one of my own last year…
What is your best memory of Christmas?
What do you look forward to most at Christmas?
Spending time with family, and eating whatever I want and as much of it as I can eat! My eating healthy lifestyle gets put on the back burner during Christmas, it’s my gift to myself.
What are you doing for Christmas this year?
Spending time with family, baking with my mom, decorating with my dad, the usual. Eating a LOT!
Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe?
There’s this cute blonde girl at the bank… I wouldn’t mind that at all!
What kind of Christmas tree do you have?
I don’t have one at my place, but my dad will have one — and he insists on having a real tree for the smell.
What is your favorite Christmas song?
“Santa Baby,” of course. It’s the best Christmas song to sing naked. Come to think of it, it’s probably the only one you should sing naked.
Have you ever had a white Christmas?
I do, every year! One of the benefits of living in Canada I guess, and I love it! I’m a snow bunny through and through.
Do you still get a stocking?
Yep, and it’s always filled with lots of nuts. Heh.
How many Christmas cards do you normally send out?
Between 10 to 20, but this year there are a LOT more! So far my list is at 37!
What is your Christmas wish?
I hope that everyone gets to spend time with their family and friends. And sex — everyone should get sex for Christmas. It’s like the poem says, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!