Bounce Along with Jasmine Cruz

Jasmine Cruz
Is Houston resident Jasmine Cruz rooting for the Dallas Mavericks to win the NBA Finals? Or would her Puerto Rican heritage make her more of a Miami fan? Well, even though she was born in Queens, she sure as hell ain’t rooting for the Knicks. Because the Knicks stunk it up in round one. So go… Longhorns?

Hometown/Birthplace: Born in Queens, New York, and raised in Katy, Texas.

Current location: Houston, Texas.

Measurements: 34B-25-38.

Upcoming projects: I’ll be in 504 Dymes photography by C.E. Wiley coming soon. And I’ll be launching my own website,, and calendar! Keep track by following me on Twitter, @MissJasmineCruz.

I think my best physical feature is: My Puerto Rican booty!

Men say my best physical feature is: Yeah I think they like my booty a lot too!

Tattoos: I have a heart on my shoulder that I got when I was 18 with my best friend at the time. My sons initials on my left shoulder. A wack little butterfly I randomly got when I was 18 on my stomach and Marilyn Monroe’s face on my wrist because I’m a free spirit like she was!

Sexiest woman ever: Marilyn Monroe ’cause she just didn’t give a fuck!

Sexiest man ever: Brad Pitt… he only gets sexier as he gets older!

My best trait is: I’m very caring I.

My worst habit is: I tend to speak without thinking.

I wish more men would: Not be liars or game-players!

The key to my heart is: Make me laugh; once you can do that you have me hooked.

Compliment me on: My personality, it’s the best thing about a person.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Every day!

My grooming down there: Shave it bare baby!

Favorite style of panties: I only wear thongs!

What I like in a bra: A lot of padding — I like when my boobs look like they’re fake!

Pet name for my boobs: Tiggo and Bitty.

What I love about my boobs: I can make them look big or small very easily.

When it comes to my body, please do: Stare at it!

When it comes to my body, please do not: Touch! Unless I ask you to.

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: What rules? Anything goes!

Physical feature I like to show off: My ass.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I love wearing lingerie — I don’t know about in public though, unless at a special event then I’m all about it!

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Leather. Rrrowr!

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Diamonds are a girls best friend.

My favorite physical feature on a man: His body, has to have an athletic build.

My favorite trait in a man: He has to be able to make me laugh, otherwise he’s boring.

A man will impress me if: He is a sweetheart and genuine.

A man will turn me on if: He’s more than 6 feet tall.

A man will disappoint me if: He’s a flirt.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Cook for me.

I will not even give you a second look if: You have bad teeth.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Try to get in my pants. No way, Jose.

I will sleep with you when: You make me yours!

I will never sleep with you if: You play games.

The best date I ever had was: I don’t think it’s happened yet.

I am the ideal woman because: I’ll make you feel like a million bucks.

I am not the ideal woman because: I won’t sleep with you right away!

I am the best in the world at: Playing hard to get.

I need a man who can: Handle my ass!

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: How messy I am.

The last movie that made me laugh: Kickin’ It Old School. Jamie Kennedy is my man!

The last movie that made me cry: Selena

My philosophy of love: If it ain’t perfect, it ain’t love.

My philosophy of sex: I want some!

My philosophy of life: Everything happens for a reason!

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Have you seen me?