Boston Needs Big Bats—Should it be Tay Stevens or Wendy Fiore?

Wendy Fiore and Tay StevensHere is a great idea that will never happen. Heidi Watney is a Boston-based sports personality who has been an on-field reporter for the Red Sox and hosted shows like The Ultimate Red Sox Show and The Red Sox Report.

However it is more accurate to say that she is a soon-to-be former Boston-based sports reporter. She has accepted a job offer to be the sideline reporter for the Lakers beginning in the 2012-13 season.

Californy is the place she’s gonna be. Swimmin’ pools and movie stars.

How will NESN replace Heidi? A couple of radio show hosts have a plan:

“98.5 The Sports Hub’s Toucher & Rich feel that if NESN wants to improve ratings, they should replace Heidi with a busty woman. Super busty, like a cartoon. They say no other physical traits matter.

Additional instructions: “Dress as you would for the job and play it straight.” In other words, cleavage YES, slingshot bikini NO.

They’re soliciting audition videos and two of the internet’s leading bra-busters have leaped at the chance. Familiar faces and figures to Girlwatcher readers. Here’s Wendy Fiore:

And here’s Tay Stevens:

Which rack would you rather see on the Red Sox sideline? Or would you pick someone else to interview Booby Valentine and David Ortitz?

Sorry, that’s Bobby Valentine and David Ortiz. Haw! Get it? I said “booby” instead of Bobby! And then instead of Ortiz I said… oh, you get it.

Click here to learn more and/or submit audition videos.