Bibi Jones, Gronk-tastic Porn Star, Retires from Pulling Groin

Bibi JonesYou may remember a certain hubbub, fuss and imbroglio from the previous NFL season involving New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. He was photographed bare-chested with a sports fan and porn star named Bibi Jones, who was wearing his jersey. Like so:

Bibi Jones

This was a little bit of a problem. Not a huge problem, but Gronk caught some heat. Which he tends to catch from time to time.

In a stunning turn of events that does not appear to involve Rob Gronkowski in the slightest, Bibi Jones has announced her retirement via YouTube:

Bibi Jones, we hardly knew ye. No, really, we didn’t know her at all. And now, as she pulls the ripcord on porn with just two weeks until the NFL preseason starts, we’re a little sad that we will probably not be able to report on any naughtiness out of her ever again.

Emphasis added: We probably will not get to write any more Bibi Jones stories. But the girl is 20. There’s still a lot of time left on the clock.