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Brace Yourself For Awesome Aussie Berenger Rose

Posted 3/11/2011 at 11:00 am by


Berenger Rose is a cover girl from Down Under — Australia, that is. Her smoldering gaze and (let’s be honest) awesome boobs have tempted men from the newsstands of her home country, Portugal, Sweden, and the UK. She’s done a bunch of TV work, including the top series in Australia, Underbelly 2. Well, she tells us it’s the top series, but really — we have no proof. We don’t want proof. Berenger could tell us it’s raining Cheerios and we’d run outside holding an empty bowl. Her honors include the title of “Australia’s Best New Boobs,” numerous appearances in “100 Hottest”-type lists, and her recent inclusion in the “Top Bums of 2011″ right there next to Kim Kardashian. If you can make the best new boobs list AND the top bums list, it’s safe to say you’re pretty damn sexy. As you will see momentarily. After enjoying Berenger here, you will be inescapably compelled to become fan her on Facebook if not pick up and move to Australia.

Hometown: Sydney, Australia.

Current location: Sydney, Australia.

Measurements: 39F-28-36

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes.

Men say my best physical feature is: My boobs and my lips.

Tattoos?: I have no tattoos.

Sexiest woman ever: Most definately Isabel Lucas. She’s just so naturally beautiful and has the sexiest aura about her.

Sexiest man ever: There is something very dark & sexy about Johnny Depp, and whatever it is has gotten better with age!

My best trait is: I am fiercely loyal.

My worst habit is: I tend to lose things very easily.

I wish more men would: Look at my eyes when I talk to them, not my chest!

Compliment me on: My eyes or smile, it’ll win you more brownie points.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Let’s just say they should be well kept. A trim every now and then does the job.

My grooming down there: Wax, I like it nice & smooth.

Favorite style of panties: I love French cut panties, I like to show a little booty when my clothes are off!

What I like in a bra: You can’t go wrong with a sexy black push up bra.

What I love about my boobs: That they are natural, big and round.

When it comes to my body, please do: Be gentle and attentive to what I like.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Be rough and pushy, I like a man who can take control and learn how to please me the way I like it.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Always make sure that all parties are satisfied.

Physical feature I like to show off: My ample cleavage!

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Nothing beats tiny shorts and a singlet. [Yanks -- that means tank top. --Ed] Keeping it simple is paramount to being sexy.

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: My birthday suit, of course.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: There’s nothing superficial about me, but I can never seem to go past a guitar being played on stage by a sexy band boy.

My favorite physical feature on a man: His smile.

My favorite trait in a man: The ability to make me laugh.

A man will impress me if: He isn’t a sleaze and can just be himself.

A man will turn me on if: He smells amazing, kisses me softly and touches me the right way.

A man will disappoint me if: He’s selfish in the bedroom.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make me laugh!

I will not even give you a second look if: You are sleazy or cocky.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “Are your boobs real?”

I will sleep with you when: I love you.

I will never sleep with you if: You are a jerk!

Don’t you dare: Tell me my bum looks big in that dress, even if it does.

The best date I ever had was: A picnic on the beach, and sex on the beach for dessert.

I am the ideal woman because: I am honest, and as real as you can get!

I am not the ideal woman because: I am not perfect, but then again, no one is.

I need a man who can: Take care of my needs. And I’ll take care of his.

In my opinion, astrology is: Interesting.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: How girly it is, I can’t help it.

The last movie that made me laugh: Superbad

The last movie that made me cry: The Notebook

My philosophy of love: It doesn’t come around often, but when it does, cherish it like nothing else.

My philosophy of sex: You get what you give.

My philosophy of life: Life’s short, laugh hard.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I think Playboy is well overdue to feature an Aussie on the cover, and who better than an all-natural busty tanned blonde such as myself!

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“Brace Yourself For Awesome Aussie Berenger Rose”
  1. 1
    Jason says...
    11:14 am on March 11th, 2011

    I wonder if a friend of mine who lives in Australia can introduce me to her…

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  3. 3
    Otis Jefferson says...
    12:43 pm on March 11th, 2011

    Those are natural? That pic made me think otherwise at first, but hot damn! Nature is one hell of a sculptor

  4. 4
    Matias says...
    1:03 pm on March 11th, 2011

    Her left boob looks deflated. Not impressed that much with this girl.

  5. 5
    Nick says...
    3:26 pm on March 11th, 2011

    wow! A 10 for sure! Put her on the cover!

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    Richard Merks says...
    4:34 pm on March 11th, 2011

    G’day mate, ;) … great to see an Aussie making the big time, best of luck to you … looking real good

    An aussie in the USA :D

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    Alan says...
    5:42 pm on March 11th, 2011

    Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “Are your boobs real?”

    You’re right, I don’t need to ask….they’re implants. Couple that with bottle blonde hair and collegen lips and you’ve got everything I can’t stand in today’s models. Meh!

  8. 8
    Rob says...
    8:56 pm on March 11th, 2011

    Straight up: this woman is hot. I am in love.

  9. 9
    aidil says...
    10:56 pm on March 11th, 2011

    have a nice day too all

  10. 10
    Sharmota_Egy says...
    12:30 am on March 12th, 2011

    she looks good in the cover

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    Berenger says...
    5:55 am on March 12th, 2011

    Hi guys, I just want to make it clear that I am infact ALL NATURAL. That includes lips, breasts etc. I’ve never had surgery to alter my appearance in my life, and would happily get a note from a doctor to prove this :) Thanks heaps to the guys that wrote positive things about me, I really appreciate your feedback, and this is a dream for me :) Love Berenger.

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    Pedo Bear does want says...
    5:59 am on March 12th, 2011

    @Alan Are you blind or just retarded? Her boobs are real. You must not have seen a real pair before. http://imgur.com/NxS9o
    Do they look fake there to you? I think not. Real boobs sag, implants do not. Furthermore, do you also understand that women can indeed have large lips? That’s the entire reason collagen injections were invented to begin with, so women envious of lips like berenger’s could have the same.

    Way to go Berenger!

  13. 13
    Matt says...
    2:17 am on March 13th, 2011

    Americans take all our icons and hoard them like treasures. Berry is one of our greatest treasures – so we want her back!!!!
    Hugh would be mad not to have Berenger gracing the cover of Playboy. It would be a sellout :)

  14. 14
    Li says...
    4:21 am on March 13th, 2011

    nice boobs but please tame a bit on the lip injections

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    Jessica Sterling says...
    5:02 am on March 13th, 2011

    Berenger would be excellent for the cover!!! and she has my vote 100 percent. I know it’s prob hard to believe for some people but she is natural. There is a big difference between fake and real boobs. I have met her in real life and let me tell you she is the real deal. Not only that she is very down to earth and a really nice person. I think Berenger should def get on the cover. She has star quality you can’t deny that.

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    James Darsh says...
    5:46 pm on March 13th, 2011

    i want to squeeze the majority of this human being above^^^

    she floats my boat… my penis boat… of love.

  17. 17
    James Darsh says...
    5:49 pm on March 13th, 2011

    referring to Berenger…. not whoever commented commented above me…….. this just got awkward…….

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    James Darsh says...
    5:52 pm on March 13th, 2011

    Berenger should DEFINATELY get a cover on Playboy…. her milkshake will bring us all to the yard… and coincidently the Playboy magazine as well

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    Matt says...
    5:53 pm on March 13th, 2011

    What an absolute superstar!!! Apart from being in top TV shows and on the cover of top magazines all around the world….she is also incredibly gorgeous and the nicest person that you could possibly meet! It would be great to see Berenger on the cover of Playboy….for me, she represents everything that’s good about beautiful women and our favorite magazine!!

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    Steve Kom says...
    6:12 pm on March 13th, 2011

    Great pics Berry. And a great girl too. Very down to earth and approachable. Good luck with all that you choose to do with your life. Berry for P.M. (or President)!!

  21. 21
    Kurt says...
    10:56 pm on March 13th, 2011

    BERENGER ROSE FOR PLAYBOYS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR 2011 !!!!!!!!!

  22. 22
    josh says...
    5:00 am on March 14th, 2011

    I would love to take the trip DOWN UNDER!!! sorry it just had to be said!!

  23. 23
    Doyle says...
    12:33 pm on March 14th, 2011

    I’m surprised those are real.

  24. 24
    Kurt says...
    6:01 pm on March 14th, 2011

    This video proves Berenger should have been on the cover of Playboy YEARS ago. it’s long overdue

    http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/video-vault-berenger-rose/xcd88of

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    Ben says...
    2:32 am on March 15th, 2011

    Holy f^*k’n shiiiiiit this girl is amazing <3<3<3 I'd KILL to be sleeping next to her every night!!Makes me proud to be an Aussie, doing us proud girl:D

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    Berry Happy boy says...
    2:38 am on March 15th, 2011

    Wow! amazing shots Berenger! you get better every shoot you do!

    Looking forward to your next lot of work!

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    Paul says...
    3:02 am on March 15th, 2011

    Playboy is crazy if they don’t use Berenger Rose on a cover, she is everything the magazine stands for, Beautiful with the brains to back it up, classy and funny, everything she does turns to gold and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before this girl is amongst the likes of Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith, Jenny McCarthy & Carmen Electra as the next household name who got her start in playboy !

  28. 28
    James Hackney says...
    3:04 am on March 15th, 2011

    My mate berry to her friends :) is one of the most gorgous genuine people inside and out people who know her understand the beuty within not just on the outside she is an outstanding role model for women and has given her time to alot of people she is most trusted and honest I believe within my heart she should have the honour of the PB cover as she represents herself with her beutiful kind heart

  29. 29
    James Hackney says...
    3:10 am on March 15th, 2011

    berry to her friends is such an amazing woman filled with joy and laughter she represents herself in a way that everyone will listen to what she has to say berry has such a beutiful kind heart non judgemental and always willing to give life a go I do think that she should be given the oppitunity to be on the cover of Play Boy

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    scotty666666 says...
    3:19 am on March 15th, 2011

    OMG….how truly remarkable , a truly stunning aussie girl and bless her , she hasnt followed the herd and got tattoos either , close the voting….put her on the cover tommorow….

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    KN says...
    3:50 am on March 15th, 2011

    sweet, delicious and ripe, one of many ays you can describe berry..iv known berry for a while now and not only is she the most beautiful woman i’ve ever layed eyes on, she is the most bright, bubbly, caring most awsome person i know.. unlike a lot of girls in the model industry, what you see with berry is what you get, she is not only true to herself but sincere to others… shes real all over.. shes a hardworker, and has sacrificed a lot to get to where she is. Playboy would be making a big mistake not featuring her in their magazine.

    watch out world.. here comes berry :)

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    Tater says...
    2:48 pm on March 19th, 2011

    Berenger is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on! Yes, she has a smokin body, but I can’t get past her eyes. They are hypnotic! And those pouty lips! She is the total package, smart, sexy and loyal! Too many women of this caliber jump from guy to guy and sleep around. Loyalty is a very rare trait. The man who ends up spending his life with this woman will truly be the luckiest man alive! I wish it were me. Berenger, do what makes you happy. All the best to you.

  33. 33
    Kurt says...
    8:36 am on March 25th, 2011

    Berenger Rose is Banging

  34. 34
    Elias Stoikos says...
    6:51 pm on March 26th, 2011

    Berry is one of the most sexy models on earth. We love her!

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    Charles says...
    6:09 am on April 4th, 2011

    Hey there guys, berenger is all real, a real great Aussie chick. Was lucky to be on Sydney harbor on a selective club cruise last summer.. So real and natural is this woman…Then to get to her eyes, smile and her god sculpture assets..
    Charles
    Sydney Au

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    Ken Drebensedt says...
    9:54 pm on May 16th, 2011

    Oh yeah berenger should be on the cover for sure.

  37. 37
    Ken says...
    9:55 pm on May 16th, 2011

    Oh yeah berenger should be on the cover for sure

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    yavor says...
    4:41 am on March 9th, 2012

    berenger dont think of the haters,it is important what you want,think, make, you look natural and interesting not only by look. i am interested in arts especially punkrock, what are your favourite bands?

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    Adam says...
    10:23 pm on April 25th, 2012

    Not into blondes, but Berenger you are more than beautiful. WOW. You are so hot it hurts my feelings.

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