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Ballbreaker: Susie Addison

Posted 12/22/2010 at 8:30 am by

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Susie Addison has posed for six different Playboy Special Editions published in 2010. She’s also an ex-Marine who dealt blackjack at one of the biggest casinos in Vegas for three years. That’s right, cowboy — step right up, lose yourself in those big hazel eyes, and tell her whether you want to hit or stick. She’s still dealing, now at a new place — she’s the latest addition to the team of blackjack Bunnies at the Playboy Club at the Palms. She reports that she is loving her new job and is only sharing this advice in the hope that it will save you some embarrassment.

Susie Addison’s Lines You Shouldn’t Try With a Hot Dealer

Please, guys, remember that female dealers are not prostitutes. We are not lonely women looking for dates. And also keep this in mind: We recieve the same tired pick-up lines every night! So, if you are feeling “lucky” and you do want to ask out female black-jack dealer, here are pick-up lines that you should not use.

“Can I ask you a personal question?”

The answer is always “No.” I am not your BFF, I don’t want to know your name or your Facebook link. I’ve spent approximately twenty minutes playing blackjack with you as a part of my job; we do not have the kind of relationship that allows for “personal questions.”

“Don’t you feel bad for taking my money?”

The answer is usually “No.” Unless you are tipping. And even if you are tipping, that doesn’t mean you own the table. It’s my table. So, please refrain from bullying my other customers just because they didn’t hit a 16. You are playing $15 a hand. You are not a high roller.

“Do you mind if I smoke this enormous cigar at your table?”

The answer is always “Yes, I do mind.” What is up with you guys and cigars? Paging Dr. Freud! (Is a cigar just a cigar? Sometimes. Is a cigar always smelly and unwelcome in my general area while I’m trying to do my job? Yes.)

“What time do you get off work?”

The answer is “Never.” It’s part of my job to flirt, laugh, entertain and give you a warm feeling about gambling. Going on a date or hanging out with you after I leave work at 0500 is not part of my job description and in no way do I want it to be. May I remind you that this is Vegas: If you’re not having any luck at my blackjack table, there’s probably a different kind of establishment across the street with more favorable odds. I’m not talking about cards anymore.

Avoiding these over used pick-up lines can help you make a better impression if your goal is to hit on a female dealer in Las Vegas. But I’d say the odds are still stacked against you. (And please don’t give me any lines about my odds being stacked against you. I will call security.)

Friend Susie on MySpace at www.myspace.com/susieaddison if you want, although we recommend you visit her in person at Playboy Club at the Palms. (Just don’t be a geek.) And if you dig the ears-and-tail look, zip over to your local mega-bookstore and pick up 50 Years of the Playboy Bunny. Makes a great gift…

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  1. 1
    Mili Kusuma says...
    7:47 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    Amazing,….SMOKING JACKET so sexy and nice

  2. 2
    amir says...
    7:58 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    sound like a bitch lol

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    jason axsom says...
    8:00 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    way do people have to be asssssssssss hole to women like u ??????????

  4. 4
    GS says...
    8:17 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    No such thing as an ex marine…unless you got kick out…

  5. 5
    Dominic Papa says...
    9:15 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    ONCE a MARINE always a MARINE
    AND ITS A FORMER MARINE SEMPER FI

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    john says...
    9:33 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    thats right ..her job is to keep you spending money ..getting tokes …until your money runs out …if it entails her flirting with you to keep you in the chair ..thats what they hired her for …don’t be delusional ….when your money runs out …there’ll be another sucker to take your place ..!!!!…lol…

  7. 7
    john says...
    9:36 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    just be glad they gave you a hot looking dealer to do it ..!!

  8. 8
    Julia Rose says...
    10:59 pm on December 22nd, 2010

    WOW ”! Hun , very nice you have a great look , and the cam likes you—–LOVE Those brw EYES soft ,sexy ,,,..grand indeed . { wink – wink ]

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    Paulo says...
    4:03 am on December 23rd, 2010

    Wow. Incredible. Brains, beauty, a FORMER marine AND shes a Playboy Bunny????? I need to go to Vegas!

  11. 11
    leo medina says...
    7:01 am on December 23rd, 2010

    nice photo

  12. 12
    geremany says...
    7:30 am on December 23rd, 2010

    salut cava bein moi jem’appelle simo de maroccane

  13. 13
    DM says...
    6:31 pm on December 23rd, 2010

    I agree with Amir… sounds like you don’t really like being a dealer — apparently, getting hit on is part of the job… actually come to think of it… it’s part of being a pretty lady.

    If you don’t like it… maybe you should make an effort to make yourself appear less appealing and get a job that’s actually difficult so that you can have some significant things to complain about.

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    Markus says...
    7:12 pm on December 23rd, 2010

    Dm is a bitter fool who has been turned down one too many times by beautiful ladies like this one. Lol. This rant is just that: a humorous rant. Her article is tongue and cheek. Shes very witty on top of being sexy and tough. Any negative comments just add to her allure and say more about the commenter. Keep rocking Susie. Pay no attention to the haters!

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    Paulo says...
    7:16 pm on December 23rd, 2010

    Agreed Markus! And dude, DM, you agreed with Amir: a man who can’t string together a single sentence. “Sound like a bitch.” Well, “sound like need english class…” Lol.

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    nilton de souza moraes says...
    1:54 pm on December 24th, 2010

    itapeba

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    Danny says...
    11:14 pm on December 27th, 2010

    While she is definitely pretty, she sounds like she’s full of herself

    There’s only Former Marines, not ex-Marines.

    If she looked that good while in the Corps, there’s a good chance she may have been assigned to the CG’s headquarters because after all, it’s all about appearances….even in the Corps

    SF

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    1:26 pm on December 28th, 2010

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    Brenda Mcintyre says...
    6:48 pm on January 2nd, 2011

    Enjoy!:-)

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    6:47 pm on September 27th, 2012

    My life has been one great big joke, a dance that’s walked a song that’s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

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