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Ballbreaker: Nadia Dawn

Posted 12/7/2010 at 10:30 am by

Nadia DawnWe ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Nadia Dawn

Homeboys

It’s really not cool if you’re over 30 and still living at home with your mom. You have to say, “Umm, I have a separate entrance in the basement, or… we can rent a hotel room.” And you and I both know you don’t want to pay for a hotel room. I’m from Canada, and we have a saying about kids who won’t leave home: “Mom, please stop cooking with cheese!”

Ab Sickos

Please do not talk about protein shakes, chicken breasts and a low carb diet more than I do. I don’t want to hear it. “My abs are sick!” Good for you. “It’s all about being lean.” Thanks for the tip. “I can’t believe you’re eating that, do you know how bad that is for you?” Yes I do! And just watch me eat it — yummy!

Text Addicts

Don’t send me a million texts — call! If you have to send 10 texts to say something, maybe it’s not the kind of thing you should be texting. Call! What if I was broke and I didn’t have unlimited texts? Also, I work, so I don’t have time to answer a million texts. Call! And if you don’t have unlimited local calling — get it!

Search Engineers

Please don’t Google me before we go out on our first date. I can tell when you pick me up — you have this weird look in your eyes. Your head is full of pictures of me in a bikini and you want to jump me in the first three seconds. (The good thing about guys who Google first is they get obsessed — and I do kind of like that.) And while we’re on the subject of Google, don’t stand next to me and tell people I’m a model-actress and I’m all over the internet. People will pull it up on their iPhones instantly. And then I have to deal with not just you but your friends too, all of you with that same weird look in your eyes…

Fish Lips

Wanna kiss me? Don’t just push your face close to mine, stick those lips out, close your eyes and hope for the best. You look like a fish, just waiting, with your lips out — a sad little fish. If you want to kiss me, go for it. Go strong. Be a man, not a fish.

Learn more about Nadia at her official website, NadiaDawn.com, and peruse her growing filmography at IMDB.com. Most photography on this page by Mike Brochu.

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“Ballbreaker: Nadia Dawn”
  1. 1
    ali says...
    1:22 pm on December 7th, 2010

    j ai envie de toi nadia

  2. 2
    heri says...
    1:28 pm on December 7th, 2010

    sex n lifestyle

  3. 3
    Richard says...
    8:09 pm on December 7th, 2010

    love this article, fun reading it, I think the whole google thing is funny, I’m a pc geek and even I know not to do a search on a hot lady, if she happens to be a axe murderer it will make for great after dinner conversation.
    living at home after the age of 22 is a problem never mind 30, thats really sad.

    have fun Nadia

  4. 4
    Richard says...
    8:20 pm on December 7th, 2010

    P.S … Looking for Mr. Right? … how about Mr. right now? … lol

  5. 5
    Caesar says...
    8:42 pm on December 7th, 2010

    You would be nothing without photoshop.

  6. 6
    cherookeediid says...
    8:48 pm on December 7th, 2010

    nice picture n nice fuckin

  7. 7
    JORGE ALBERTO says...
    9:35 pm on December 7th, 2010

    SIN COMENTARIOS

  8. 8
    frans van arno says...
    10:55 pm on December 7th, 2010

    Just to say beautiful pictures and poses

  9. 9
    ravikumar says...
    12:33 am on December 8th, 2010

    nadia, u r really hot, how about frienship??

  10. 10
    lafred says...
    4:03 am on December 8th, 2010

    vue magnifique

  11. 11
    kevin says...
    4:44 am on December 8th, 2010

    OMFG! i dunno a ding bout ya, but id like 2 get 2 know u & b yo friend. i hope u wouldn’t mind having another fan/ admirer :-)

  12. 12
    James says...
    8:15 pm on December 8th, 2010

    all you guys r sickos that r commenting on this and creeps that she is talking about in this article. FUCKERS hahahahah

  13. 13
    Kevin says...
    4:17 pm on December 14th, 2010

    James where what you say may be true I am saddened by the decline of intelligent articulate thoughts in america, more concisely these comments, even your’s James as insightful as it may be “r” is not a word save for those still shopping for themselves at Toys “R” Us, or those working there. None of you fall into that category I pray… Please spell out your words.

  14. 14
    Gremel says...
    9:46 pm on April 3rd, 2011

    Very Nice !!!

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