Bailey Jayne is a — what? Stripper, we suppose? That would be a word for it. She also does some sort of shows on British TV where men call up and talk to naked women? And she models? And she…?
Honestly, we don’t totally understand what Bailey Jayne does, but she seems to be husting various angles, and she keeps it hot on Twitter, which is really how we even know she exists.
Today is Memorial Day in the US of A, but it’s also a day of shirking in the UK — one of those “Bank Holidays.” This one is some kind of spring day-off — yes, they are taking the day off over there for the simple reason that it is springtime. Seems a fine reason for a bank holiday — or as Bailey has called it, a “wank holiday.” Does that mean that she — well, we don’t know. Maybe it’s you who’s doing that. Maybe it’s a holiday from wanking, although we are pretty sure that’s not what she means. Maybe it’s just a day for doing not much of anything, just wanking around. Naaah, that’s not what she means either.
Whatever it is you’re doing with your day off — and frankly, we don’t want to know — we hope these excellent self-shots from Bailey’s @bailey_jayne Twitter feed will add to your enjoyment.