What is Celebrity Apprentice/Danity Kane survivor Aubrey O’Day up to these days? Seems she’s hitting the hot-spots like Vegas and Miami Beach in an array of bikinis that display her goods and curves. An eventual wardrobe malfunction is all but guaranteed. Really — literally every couple of days a new batch of cleave-tastic Aubrey pictures turns up.

What’s her game? What’s the angle? What’s the word on the street?

We take this parade of flesh to be a clear sign she wants to do Playboy again. Really, there’s no other explanation.

Q.E.D.

Elementary, my dear Watson.