Playboy’s Miss Social is on once again and we’re tracking the leaders — currently it’s Ashley Salazar with 886,000+ votes. Ashley Salazar! Hey, we know her — she’s the Air Force mom who won Miss Coed and put Butt-Head in her hot pants.
Okay, those two accomplishments might not be on the same level, but you get the idea — a hot mom for all seasons. A force of nature who, we are pretty sure, will not be denied in her quest.
What is her name? Ashley Salazar.
What is her quest? The URL ashleysalazarforplayboy.com sums it up.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? We did not seriously just ask that, did we?
(In fact, there is some other news on the Playboy front for Ashley — Playboy South Africa that is.)
Does Ashley get your vote? Or will you give it to some other lovely lady there? (Our good friend Tehmeena is languishing in fifth place, WTF people.) What’s important is you VOTE. If you don’t vote, you can’t complain about the winner. Just kidding — of course you can! Complaining is the primary purpose of the internet, so whine away.
AFTER casting your vote at playboymisssocial.com/contestants/leader.