Sunday was Mother’s Day, and don’t think we didn’t take a few minutes to think about the MILFs of the world — in that spirit we bring you Ashley Salazar, a hot and often naked mom who was named Miss COED 2012. You can get more Ashley at her site, onenakedmodel.com, and if you follow her on Twitter you’ll find it worth your while.
And a special request: She’s also a gamer, and would like to play Call of Duty with YOU. Find her on XBox Live as username SSgtSalazar84.
A nickname I have had: “Miss Ooh La Laa!” One time early in our relationship when I was shooting with my fiance he said to me “Baby you make make me say ooh la laa when you’re in front of my camera”. I was working on a new project of mine that night and couldn’t get his words outta my head. The essence of “ooh la laa” was just what I was looking for and well that was the night my digital mag missoohlalaa.com was born, a site for me to showcase the little bit of the world through my triple threat eyes.
The worst movie I have ever seen: The Divide, a little too Last House on the Left for my taste. Great intro really brings you in, story line seems awesome like it could potentially be bad ass and really go some where then it goes south. Could have had better boobs if you’re going to spend so much time raping girls on camera and make a movie about it. Can I please have those 112 minutes of my life back.
I’m a nerd about: Marketing. I really like N-U-M-B-E-R-S. Big numbers even get me excited .
Please worship my: Blog. It’s me naked to the world in more ways then one.
Try not to stare at my: Boobs! Lips! Booty! Wait did I say that out loud? I meant my eyes and my smile.
I would rather have a root canal than: Eat a raw tomato. The slimy texture is so gross! Odd, but I highly enjoy pasta sauce, ketchup, and salsa!
Sex is: A GATEWAY DRUG, THE BEST THING ON EARTH!
My greatest weakness: My down to earth nature; sometimes I need to be more abrasive but I’m working on.
If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Boo Boo Kitty F**k! Aka Boo Boo Kitty for short, but the F! for when I F! up my enemies.
Food that turns me on: Finger foods, and ice cream are always fun!
I don’t understand why people think I’m: Honestly I stopped caring much about what others think of me, I get judged everyday one way or another. Overtime I’ve just realized to do me, and do what makes me happy.
Something cool about having boobs: Slip-n-slides are extra fun.
I cried unnecessarily the day: The day my daughter was born; she was so amazing I was so happy I cried for hours.
When I throw a party I make sure to have: The best DJ, MC and theme possible — they are the heart and rhythm of your party.
The funniest comedian is: Jeff Dunham.
People tell me I look like: Celebrities Sandra Bullock, Eva Longoria, and or Mendes; or Playboy model Claudia Gestro
I’m too sexy for my: My new nerdy glasses! I love them.
I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Businesses 24/7 and actually just talk to people on twitter. People don’t want to associate with brands, they want to associate with people.
When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A lawyer, because I really liked watching Judge Judy.
Stay out of my way when: You accept an MMA match with me, I have rolled with the big boys.
I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Being a tease, there’s thousands of ways.
My super power: My fans! Love ‘em.
I am completely freaked out by: BEES, I am deathly allergic, and uni-brows!
The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: “That was the last one.”
A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: Super lacy panties, because they get stuck on my new piercing.
I will never understand why men: Hide their porn from their girlfriends, I mean come on! One life to live! If you’re not living it to the fullest you’re just not living.
My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: Wearing my pants backwards at a press conference. Don’t judge me, it happens, there was no tag!
My relationship with spectator sports is: I love sports, I am more into MMA, baseball, football and soccer. Fighters come and ago but I am a big die hard fan of Miesha Tate, and the Chicago Cubs. Always been into sports and played many in high school.
The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: Engagement proposals within the first thirty seconds of meeting them, like, hello kinda creepy!
The last most-exciting thing I did: Well I just did my photo shoot as COED Magazine’s Miss Coed of the Year. It was a lot of fun, the editor flew in from New York and they put me in a wonderful suite for the shoot. We shot like 2,000 photos, I can’t wait to see them all, COED is going to send me tons of posters to give to my fans who voted and helped me win. The best part is really yet to come, COED has helped make so many of my dreams come true this past year.
My secret weapon: My heart, it’s unstoppable.
If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Katy Perry, because she kisses girls, and wants to be infected with my love. She makes such a hot solider.
Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: “Ozone” by Kingston O’Nasty Ft. Jesse Farrar because it’s a hot track my friends just made and I love dancing to it right now.
My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Go back to school and become a geneticist, which I want to actually do anyway one day but I enjoy being an artist right now.
Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Qdoba tacos, my friends tell me I have a serious addiction.
On the worst bender of my life: I kinda did the whole club drinking thing then drove and ended up being on the highway chased by the police. I managed to ditch them by exiting fast, turn quick cut the lights and park behind some building just before they turned the corner. I realized after that it’s just not worth ever getting a DUI and how lucky that no one was hurt from my stupidity. Don’t drink and drive!
The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: How to love, forgive and forget.
The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: My first crush in 3rd grade, he ignored me all year then one year in the middle of winter under my big snow suit I unveiled a black mini-skirt. That day every boy in school talked to me including my crush.
The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Hunting, I’m a tomgirl and love getting wet and dirty.
A grown man should not: Google “model Ashley Salazar,” well at least not if you’re at work. #NSFW