totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”
Grand Theft Auto V is out!
This is not a development that everyone all that jazzed about. Certainly some killjoys will lament that all the violence, strippers and oral sex (and of course car thievery) signal the end of the world as we know it. But Ashley Emma has an even bigger problem with it. Here’s how it unfolded on Twitter (@ashleyemmax), in a conversation with Annie Bullah (another model) and Alishea Park (a makeup artist).
Alishea Park *MUA*: If my boyfriend left in the middle of the night to go get a play station game I would be seriously concerned
Annie bullah: @LeeshaPark loooool dont say that mines worst he s sent his mother in law loooool x
Alishea Park *MUA*: @MissAnniebullah haha what has gotten in to these boys
Ashley Emma: @MissAnniebullah @LeeshaPark omg I just mentioned this to mine n he’s bloody gone to get it as well lol
Ashley Emma: All I can hear is grand twat auto!!!! It’s going missing tomoz
Ashley Emma: #fuckgrandtheftauto boyfriend stealer hoe
That’s right, Grand Theft Auto V is not a video game but a hoe who’s gone and stolen Ashley Emma’s boyfriend. Poor thing! Maybe you can help her out somehow. Sniff around her site ashley-emma.com and see if anything comes to mind.