Ashlee Adams Loves Bacon, ‘Roos, Tattoos and Boobs

Ashlee Adams

You know who Ashlee Adams is, right? Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year, four-time Aussie Penthouse cover girl — hot blonde from the land of kangaroos and wombats, takes sexy pictures on the Twitter @ashleeadams, facebooks at ashleesux.

We don’t mean to undersell it, but Ashlee is just plain sexy. Is there any more to say? Maybe not. She wants to come to the USA on a more permanent basis, and if the USA is smart it will roll out the red carpet. Green card, visa, whatever she needs, she should get it. C’mon, USA, don’t be a dick.

I’m a nerd about: Social media. I would be embarrassed to admit how many hours a day I actually dedicate to social media haha, I get so wrapped up in analysing all my stats in my Facebook admin panel and talking to people and all that stuff. I find my page stats way more interesting than I should.

Please worship my: Boobs!

I would rather have a root canal than: Get a pedicure. I can not stand having people touch my feet, they are so horribly ticklish in such an awful way that it sends a chill down my spine and makes my body spasm when people touch them.

Sex is: Something that should not be treated with the sense of taboo that it is. Sex is fun, and as long as you’re being safe, consensual and legal, then you should enjoy it as much and as often as you wish.

My greatest weakness: Cats. I can’t help it, if I see a cat I have an uncontrollable desire to hug it. You could get me to do just about anything if you bribed me with kitten cuddles hahaha.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Lux.

Food that turns me on: I can’t say I’ve ever really been sexually aroused by food! But I really like bacon.

I don’t understand why people think I’m: A stuck up bitch. Well, I guess I do understand — people tend to think ALL models are stuck up bitches. But I’m really not, and it kinda bugs me when I see pages where people are talking about how horrible and mean I am.

Something cool about having boobs: Uh, everything? Oh, and free drinks. Boobs definitely help out in that department.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: A huge selection of fun inflatable toys for the swimming pool!

The funniest comedian is: Daniel Tosh. Love him.

People tell me I look like: Holly Madison — I get that all the time. I don’t really see it.

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Penises. I really don’t care about your dick or have any interest in looking at/critiquing it. Sorry guys.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A paleontologist. I was all about the dinosaurs when I was a kid!

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Oh trust me, if I want you to know, you will know. ;)

I am completely freaked out by: Spiders. I just really, really, really hate them.

Ashlee Adams

My relationship with spectator sports is: I LOVE football!! But I don’t mean NFL or soccer or rugby, I mean Australian Rules Football, which is an entirely different sport all together. I’ve been a North Melbourne Kangaroos supporter since I was about four years old and I attend a lot of games when I’m in Australia.

The most exciting thing I did today was: I got tattooed today, that was pretty exciting!

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: A blonde with big boobs!

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Led Zeppelin — D’yer Ma’ker, because it’s my #1 favourite song of all time.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Social media marketing, because I’m good at it and I enjoy it.

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Don’t settle for boring just because they’re nice. There is something far more fulfilling out there!

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Hiking. I love the outdoors. But I don’t like to do anything too dangerous or rough.

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Show Us Your Tweets, Ashlee Adams
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