Wednesday Wasabi: Asana Mamoru of ‘Zombie Ass’
Imagine a film called Zombie Ass. In fact, imagine the worst possible film one could make called Zombie Ass.
We’d be very surprised if your worst-film-scenario for Zombie Ass is as bad as this:
It’s another mishmash of Japanese weirdness, sex, violence, and general bad taste from Noboru Iguchi, last seen here at The Smoking Jacket as the auteur of Robo Geisha.
We don’t imagine you’ll see Zombie Ass, and we can’t really add to the appalling awesomeness of the trailer, so we’ll cut to the chase: The babe you need to know about, a star of Zombie Ass, is one of the best we’ve ever featured as a Wednesday Wasabi pick. Her name is Asana Mamoru, and here is an assload of pictures of her. Get it? Assload?
Ugh.
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“Wednesday Wasabi: Asana Mamoru of ‘Zombie Ass’”
11:47 pm on June 13th, 2012
gnawing away at sexism and misandry, one matriarchal asshole at a time. This projection of matriarchal mentality equates someones gain to anothers loss.
11:50 pm on June 13th, 2012
The judgemental womens movement trying to ridicule us, they are the ones, the women are bloodthirsty lunatics thats exactly what the feminists are, and why we didnt need them in the first place.
11:54 pm on June 13th, 2012
Valerie Solanis is scum and that book should have said Society For Cutting Up Valerie Solanis. How about Society for Cutting up Women? Those ladies on the View should have been shot.
11:56 pm on June 13th, 2012
Asana is a lovely Asian with a large bust.
12:03 am on June 14th, 2012
Zombie Ass why is that movie even being shown? The person who made that movie must be an ass, one of the stupidest, most ridiculous movies I’ve ever seen. Valerie Solanis book should have been banned.
12:08 am on June 14th, 2012
Sharon Osbourne, you should be ashamed of yourself saying it was marvelous that some poor guy cut his willy cut off wasnt very nice. You and the three ladies on the View are going to burn in hell someday for laughing at somenone elses misfortune
3:26 am on February 16th, 2013
i love sex