Armie: A Field Manual

Armie of ActiongirlsActiongirls.com is a website that features beautiful women wielding weaponry in states of undress — your basic “girls with guns” idea on steroids. Evil genius Scotty JX has turned us on to a few lesser-known (mostly European) beauties over the years, and I daresay he’s done it again, this time with a Filipina vixen named Armie Flores.

Armie is an artist and a model, which is pretty hot, and she has almost no internet presence apart from these super-fierce photo shoots for Actiongirls. She’s a savant, a prodigy, a freak. I expect her to go from unknown to superstar (in internet terms, at least) very quickly.

Hometown: Queen City of the South, Pearl of the Orient [In modern times known as Cebu City, Philippines —Ed.]

Current location: City of Angels

Measurements: 34DD-24-34

I think my best physical feature is: My head, and my feet.

Men say my best physical feature is: They often tell me they get stuck on my face, but that they can’t help but notice my twins, for which I thank my doctor every day.

Tattoos: I have a scorpion tattoo on my lower stomach.

Sexiest woman ever: Marilyn Monroe, she did what she liked and she was bold and beautiful.

My worst habit is: Eating candies.

I wish more men would: Listen to women.

The key to my heart is: Love and kindness.

Compliment me on: My art, my body parts and my brain.

My grooming down there: I like to groom all—all the good good parts of me—and to keep it clean.

Favorite style of panties: I just wish I didn’t have to wear any at all.

What I like in a bra: I don’t like bras either—I don’t like the feeling of being restrained!

Pet name for my boobs: My twins.

What I love about my boobs: They make me feel good.

When it comes to my body, please do: Enjoy it with your eyes open.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Criticize it—if you don’t like it, don’t look at it.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Be honest.

Physical feature I like to show off: My private parts.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: A tiny top with a tiny skirt.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Muscle.

My favorite physical feature on a man: His brain.

My favorite traits in a man: Being caring, loving, and a good provider.

A man will impress me if: He is being a man.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Love me.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: If a men can’t say any words, I think he’s stupid.

I will sleep with you when: You are my boyfriend.

I will never sleep with you if: You’re not my boyfriend.

Don’t you dare: Criticize my looks.

The best date I ever had was: He introduced me to his parents.

I am the ideal woman because: I can cook, I can ride, I can play any instruments and I absolutely have a head that goes with my body.

In my opinion, astrology is: Artistic and creative force—a study based on action.

My philosophy of love: Passion with love.

My philosophy of sex: Love with passion.

My philosophy of life: “I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”

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