April Summers Is a Stunner in Every Language

April SummersIt is a proven fact that April Summers is sexy. Don’t even try to tell us beauty is in the eye of the beholder with this one — April has been certified beautiful by the international governing body. This young Brit has been in Playboy in 15 different international issues, and in six of those she was Playmate of the Month. We’re talking France, Hungary, Mexico, Slovakia, Spain… you get the idea. The world has spoken.

Now she comes to TSJ with all-new pictures. For that we say Thank You. Ta. Grazie. Gracias. Danke Schone. Etc.

On Twitter, April is @april_summerz and her official site is aprilsummers.co.uk.

I’m a nerd about: Working out and a healthy diet.

My greatest weakness: My love for food.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Honey-Jane.

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Unapproachable?

I cried unnecessarily the day: The Spice-Girls split up.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Bottomless wine bottles.

The funniest comedian is: Russell Brand – He’s very witty and intelligent.

I’m too sexy for my: My shirt ;)

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Daily schedule.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be (or wanted to be): A ballerina.

Stay out of my way when: I’ve just woken up.

My super power: Multi-tasking!

I am completely freaked out by: ”The Teletubbies.”

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: This word had been CENSORED as it’s too rude to printed here ;)

I will never understand why men: Enjoy beer.

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: I don’t have malfunctions with my wardrobe… Thank God…

My relationship with spectator sports is: I love watching my English football team playing in tournaments.

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is (could be something weird, not even clear whether it’s a compliment): You look the girl I want to marry — she lives in my dreams.

The most exciting thing I did today was: I received a bunch of freebies from my favorite clothing company.

My secret weapon: Classified! ;)

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Fabolous feat. Tamia, “So Into You.”

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out (and why): Working in a safari as I love animals and the wild.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Chocolate fingers.

On the worst bender of my life, I was drinking: Too much wine and I decided to give the road works near my house a makeover by re-positioning the road signs — until some not-so-impressed police officers came along. I argued with them they that looked much prettier the way I had done them, but told me I better put them back how they were.

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: How to play football.

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Gardening.

A grown man should not: Live with his mum.

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