April Summers is Golden

April Summers

Look out, gentlemen, the April Summers tidal wave is cresting and will soon come crashing down on your fragile straw huts. This English beauty started in fashion (CXLondon.com, 2007), did a stint in fetish (LATExotica.com, 2008), ended up on Sky TV and from there did shoots for Zoo, Fast Car and Hidden Treasures magazines. Her greatest triumph? “My dream happened when I was approached to be Playmate for Playboy France,” she says. “I’m the centerfold for issue 104, which is a special gold issue, and it’s out now.” For her shoot she was slathered in gold paint, which was then washed off in front of the camera. Still, it was stubborn stuff to get out of the nooks and crannies. “A two-hour soak in the bath just about did it, but the bathroom was left glistening in gold,” she says.

Ahem. As we were saying, the April Summers tidal wave — fresh from her Playboy France triumph she’ll be on newsstands all over the world: Italian Playboy, Polish Playboy, Loaded, Nuts, Page 3 Daily Star, Rukus Mag and doubtless many more.

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes. They are, after all, the window to the soul.

Men say my best physical feature is: My breasts. They’re a handful!

Tattoos?: None

Measurements: 34EE natural!-24-34

Sexiest woman ever: Angelina Jolie. She’s a strong woman who knows how to hold her own.

Sexiest man ever, and why: Ryan Reynolds. He reminds me of an ex.

My best trait is: My loving nature

My worst habit is: Swearing in public places

I wish more men would: Turn into gentlemen

Compliment me on: The way I look, or else!

Pet name for my boobs: Bosoms

What I love about my boobs: They are huge!

When it comes to my body, please do: Feast your eyes upon it.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Touch without permission!

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Don’t make weird noises.

Physical feature I like to show off: My shoulders

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Hotpants and tank top, on a summer’s day

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Nothing but black stockings and high heels!

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Money

My favorite physical feature on a man: Eyes

My favorite trait in a man: Generosity

A man will impress me if: He knows how to woo me — it’s pretty hard!

A man will turn me on if: He has a good smile.

A man will disappoint me if: He smells bad!

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Love me

I will not even give you a second look if: You’re arrogant

Something stupid men do when they first meet me: Lie about who they really are

I will sleep with you when: You have gained my trust

I will never sleep with you if: We are not in love

Don’t you dare: Lie to me

The best date I ever had: Has not happened yet!

I am the ideal woman because: Because I can laugh at myself

I am not the ideal woman because: I’m feisty.

I am the best in the world at: Kissing

I need a man who will: Look after me

In my opinion, astrology is: Something to do with the stars

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: How long it takes me to make you a cup of tea

The last movie that made me laugh: 50 First Dates

The last movie tht made me cry: The Blind Side

My philosphy of love: Don’t look for it; it will come to you.

My philosophy of sex: It should be between two trusting lovers.

My philosophy of life: Treat each day as if it were your last.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I already have the centerfold, darling — it’s only natural that I get the cover, too!

Get to know April better at her official site, AprilSummers.co.uk, and friend/follow/fan her on Myspace, Twitter and Facebook.

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