Anna Konno in Bikinis to Heal a Nation for #wednesdaywasabi

Anna Konno

So… how’d things go at your house last night?

Half of America is pretty happy their guy won right now and the other half is frantically disowning the guy they ended up nominating. It was a weird campaign, and we’re basically back where we started.

(The rest of the world is overjoyed at the result, but we’re not supposed to care about what they think. America, fuck yeah.)

Here’s something though that might bring us together. Something we can all agree on. Something that is not a partisan issue but a human issue, and that is the beauty of this Japanese woman Anna Konno. What is she? Model? Actress? Porn star?

We don’t rightly know. But she is an olive branch and we’re extending her.

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