Apart from its overachieving soccer team and underenforced drug laws, the best thing the Netherlands has going for it these days is Ancilla Tilia. Her resume might say “fetish model,” but you know how it is in Europe—they like ‘em a little edgier. She moves easily between the mainstream and the fringe, having appeared on the covers of Playboy and FHM as well as more specialized publications like Marquis and Bizarre. She has her own TV show in Holland called Partying with Ancilla, and she is also a sponsored celebrity poker player. And yes, she does look a bit like Scarlett Johansson, she hears it on a daily basis…
I think my best physical feature is: I am quite happy with my small feet!
Men say my best physical feature is: My big butt. It has its own fan club.
My best trait is: Like most Dutch people, I’m not very judgmental. We’re pretty open-minded about most things.
My worst habit is: I can be really messy and chaotic!
I wish more men would: Grow a beard.
The key to my heart is: Hard to find.
Compliment me on: Something about my character you really like. Don’t just make something up!
Pet name for my boobs: b00behs!
What I love about my boobs: They’re big, but not too big.
When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss my neck.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Stick your tongue in my face.
Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Pay attention to how a woman responds to what you do.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: My formfitting short red latex strapless dress—it gives me deep cleavage!
The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: Handcuffs?
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Facial hair
My favorite physical feature on a man: I prefer them big and tall.
My favorite traits in a man: Ambition and knowledge.
A man will impress me if: He has traveled a lot.
A man will turn me on if: He knows what he wants and makes sure he gets it.
A man will disappoint me if: He has no direction in life.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Love my cats, too.
I will not even give you a second look if: Your body language tells me you’re insecure.
Something stupid men do when they first meet me: They say, “Men must hit on you on all the time. I don’t stand a chance.” Well, now you don’t, no.
I will sleep with you when: You’re the most awesome man I know at that moment.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re not the most awesome man I know at that moment.
Don’t you dare: Ask me, “What do you want me to do?”
The best date I ever had was: One where we hardly even talked.
I am the ideal woman because: You will never be bored.
I am not the ideal woman because: You may never know peace.
I am the best in the world at: Being me.
I need a man who will: Challenge himself and others.
In my opinion, astrology is: Funny to read and forget about quickly.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: The mess!
The last movie that made me laugh: The Hangover
The last movie that made me cry: Into the Wild
My philosophy of love: Live and let live.
My philosophy of sex: Equality is boring.
My philosophy of life: Live your passion.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I have been before and it sold pretty well!
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