This Voluptuous Vixens cover model is in love—in love with her own breasts, that is. She’s not afraid to tell you they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, and we completely agree. In fact, breasts like these make us question what exactly is so great about sliced bread. We have plenty of knives in our kitchen and could slice the bread ourselves—but we could never create something as perfect as Titania’s tits. Only God can do that.
NAME: Titania Lyn
BIRTHPLACE: Middle of Nowhere, Wisconsin
CURRENT LOCATION: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
BIRTHDAY: November 30
MEASUREMENTS: 39-29-39, 36DD
CLAIM TO FAME: Cover of Voluptuous Vixens for June/July ’10
WHERE YOU’VE SEEN ME: Charity Pinup Calendars for ClassicPinup.com, ’09, ’10, ’11, Busty Babes, Guitars for Vets events, ifihadahifi’s music video, “Pork Pork in Space” (a short film), all over Milwaukee and probably your spank bank—ha!
UPCOMING PROJECTS: building a kick-ass fansite at TitaniaLyn.com
I AM THE IDEAL WOMAN BECAUSE: I always get the boys pizza when they’re playing D&D or Warcraft or whatever else their nerdy brains are occupied with. Plus, I’ve got great tits. You can’t argue with that.
THE BEST THING ABOUT MILWAUKEE GIRLS: We can hold our own when it comes to beer!
IDEAL OF FEMININE BEAUTY: Sophia Loren
SEXIEST NUDE MODEL: Carlotta Champagne has to be the hottest girl alive. Seriously.
MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD: Nathan Fillion
SEXIEST PART OF A MAN’S BODY: His shoulders
A MAN WILL IMPRESS ME IF HE: Asks me something other than “So…what do you do?” to break the ice.
A MAN WILL TURN ME ON IF HE: Gently touches the nape of my neck
A MAN WILL DISAPPOINT ME IF HE: Says my name wrong
BEST DATE I HAVE EVER HAD: I met a guy on the El in Chicago; he was sitting on the Onion newspaper box. He asked me out to dinner, and we went to a sushi place with no prices on the menu. It was spectacular.
WORST DATE I HAVE EVER HAD: I went bowling with a guy that turned out to be a complete creep. I bowled the highest score of my life that night, because I was concentrating so hard on bowling so I could ignore him a bit. I bowled a 185!
COMPLIMENT ME ON MY: Clavicle, awesome shoes, taste in music, taste in beer—High Life!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX ON THE FIRST DATE?: Yeah, I have. He was so hot!
WHEN YOU MEET A MAN, DOES IT MATTER IF HE HAS SEEN PICTURES OF YOU NAKED?: Not really. It would matter if that’s all he talked about. I could imagine that he would be curious to see how my breasts feel, since he’s already seen them.
WHY I POSE FOR NUDE PHOTOS: Because I’m really proud of my body, and I think it’s really empowering to be able to show it in such a beautiful way
THE FIRST TIME I POSED FOR NUDE PHOTOS, I: Came home so thrilled, my boyfriend reaped the benefits. I literally tackled him!
HOW HAS YOUR FAMILY REACTED TO YOUR NUDE MODELING CAREER?: My mom is my biggest cheerleader. My brothers and sisters think it’s cool. My dad is, well, a dad. He tolerates it.
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ANYONE FROM YOUR PAST BECAUSE OF YOUR NUDE MODELING?: Some high school friends. They’re really excited for me. I can’t wait for the 10-year reunion to say “Oh, so you, Mr. High School Hotshot, work in the factory? Yeah? I was on the cover of Playboy’s Vixens.”
DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL THOUGHTS WHEN YOU’RE SHOOTING SEXY PHOTOS?: I always think about being saucy for a really hot guy. I think it helps make the pictures more sensual.
MY FAVORITE UNDERWEAR: A pair a sheriff sergeant gave me—they say “K9 unit” on the front and “Bite Me!” on the back.
MY SEXIEST UNDERWEAR: A royal blue lace set from Trashy
WHAT I LIKE IN A BRA: Good support. These boobs are so big, it’s hard to find something that fits!
PREFERRED PANTIES: Bikinis
WHAT I WEAR TO BED: Nothing at all!
FIRST THING I DO WHEN I WAKE UP: Stretch
MY BEST FEATURE: My boobs! They’re of my very own doing—no implants here!—and I’m really proud of them.
WHAT MEN LOVE ABOUT ME: My brashness, and my boobs. They go well together.
I AM IRRESISTIBLE WHEN: Whenever I want to be! Boys melt when I bite my lip slowly.
PET NAME FOR MY BREASTS: Petra and the Big G
IF MY BREASTS COULD TALK, THEY WOULD SAY: Hey there, Big Boy!
BEST THING ABOUT HAVING BIG BOOBS: They get guys really excited. There is so much to hold and lick…
IF I WERE A BOND GIRL, MY NAME WOULD BE: Titania LaRouge
FOR HALLOWEEN I DRESSED AS: A My Little Pony
NEXT YEAR, FOR HALLOWEEN I PLAN TO BE: The Miller High Life girl
HAVE YOU WORN ANY SEXY COSTUMES IN THE BEDROOM?: I have, the usual: dirty schoolgirl, naughty nurse. My favorite was my leather underbust corset and stockings with seams up the back.
SEXUAL FANTASY OR ROLEPLAYING I’VE ACTED OUT: Football player and cheerleader
SECRET SEXUAL FANTASY OR ROLEPLAYNG I’VE NEVER ACTED OUT: Same thing, but on the 50-yard line in an empty stadium!
SLUTTIEST ITEM OF CLOTHING I OWN: A really tight black dress that makes my tits look gigantic
FAVORITE SWIMSUIT: None at all! I’d rather skinny dip.
EVER BEEN TO A NUDE BEACH?: Every beach is a nude beach as far as I’m concerned.
EVERYDAY ACTIVITY I LIKE TO DO NAKED: Vacuum and cook. I love just wearing a little apron and heels.
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH PORN?: I do.
FAVORITE PORN STAR: I prefer amatuer porn, so I watch a lot of RedTube and YouPorn.
GROOMING DOWN THERE: Bush up front, shaved underneath
HAVE YOU EVER DONE A PHOTO SHOOT WITH A WOMAN?: I have! I’ve shot with Carlotta Champagne. My favorite set was in the shower, we soaped each other up and then used the shower head to wash it all off. It was really hot.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?: I am, but not really emotionally. I could never date a girl.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A WOMAN?: I’ve had threesomes, and let me tell you, they are so fun!
PLACE I LIKE TO BE TOUCHED: My back and my breasts
MOST UNUSUAL PLACE I’VE HAD SEX: The photo lab in college
ANIMAL I AM LIKE IN BED, AND WHY: A tiger—I bite and scratch when the mood is right.
WHEN I ORGASM I: Arch my back and clench really tight
MOST ORGASMS IN ONE NIGHT: I can’t even begin to count. I orgasm really quickly and strongly.
MY BEST MOVE IN BED: Inside out lobster
Titania is currently working on her fan site, TitaniaLyn.com; in the meantime follow her on Twitter at Twitter.com/TitaniaLyn and fan her on Facebook at Facebook.com/TitaniaLyn. Oh, and you’ll also want to bookmark her blog “The Naked Nerd” to keep up on the latest Titania news and nudity. Photos on this page other than the Vixens cover were taken by TH Taylor.
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