America, despite what you may read in the press, loves an immigrant. It is a country founded by immigrants and it only thrives when there is a healthy influx of immigrants. Here, for those who don’t know it by heart, is what the Statue of Liberty is said to have said:
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
Oh how times have changed. These days, you wouldn’t catch any elected official inviting “wretched refuse” into the USA. But while it may not be fashionable to invite wretched refuse, everybody talks about making it easy for Ph.D.s and other useful types to stay.
Ph.D.s? How about 34Es? Seriously, if it’s important to retain Asia’s brainiest eggheads, we can certainly make room for the world’s curviest sex kittens. Put simply, America is a better place with Natasha Kizmet within its borders. This sexy Uzbeki is proud to be here.
“We did these 4th of July pictures — with me in red, white and blue — especially for you,” she tells The Smoking Jacket.
Thank you Natasha — consider your visa renewed.
We’ll wager that more than a few of you will have to mow the lawn over the long weekend — here’s some motivation: