Hello there, Alissa Rae Ross. What do we need to know about you?
“You may have seen me in Maxim‘s Hometown Hotties, Playboy Club Online, Girls of Lowrider, Charlie Wilson’s Music Video ‘You Are’ directed by Mike Ho. I do a lot of car shows so you might catch me at an event in LA or in the Bay Area. My goals are to be more into the modeling industry, I love being an art director — it gives me a break from being in front of the camera. I have a lot of upcoming events in August and September. I plan on attending my SPOCOM Car shows in August and attending a UFC/MMA Fight in Las Vegas as a Ring Card girl. In September, I’ll be in Miami and New York. I can’t wait to meet new people and expand my hustle and my grind.”
Hustle? Grind? We’re all for that. But first, answer these very difficult questions.
Hometown: Sonora, CA.
Current location: Los Angeles
I think my best physical feature is: My smile and my stomach.
Men say my best physical feature is: They mostly pay attention to my curves and they love my waist and flat stomach. Then when women approach me they say they love my flat stomach and my thighs.
Tattoos, and what they mean: I have only one tattoo so far, which is in white ink on my inner left wrist and it is my Gemini symbol — I’m a nerd when it comes to astrology!
Sexiest woman ever: Oh my goodness! I can’t say that because women are sexual creatures. I love women! Even though I am straight I can appreciate any goddess! My top 5 would have to be Irina Shayk, Adriana Lima, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Kelly Brook, and Ninel Conde.
Sexiest man ever: Mmm … I love men! Colin Farrell, Paul Walker, Tyson Beckford, Drake, and Justin Timberlake. They just have so much sex appeal it’s intoxicating.
My best trait is: My charisma, presence, and charm. I am a Gemini — do I need to say anything more?
My worst habit is: I am blunt, assertive, a little aggressive, and I bite my nails. Yes, I have flaws but I am okay with them.
I wish more men would: Be more romantic! Keep the fire lit!
The key to my heart is: Only one man had the key to my heart, and now I wish I could change the lock on it so he can’t come in. If you’re trying to get to me you need to have personality and swagger.
Compliment me on: My hair!
How much should a man groom his private parts?: If men expect me to be clean, I expect the same in return. Thank you ahead of time!
My grooming down there: I go bald, like back in 1995! Or some days when I am lazy I just keep it trimmed.
Favorite style of panties: Booty shorts.
Favorite bra: Victoria’s Secret.
Pet name for my boobs: Wow — they don’t have pet names. Hmm, I think Ta-Ta’s works just fine.
What I love about my boobs: I am a natural C-cup.
When it comes to my body, please do: Grip my hips and come up behind me.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Slap my booty when I don’t know you and also mess up my hair.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Be willing to give and you shall receive. And I love it when we shower beforehand.
Physical feature I like to show off: Honestly, I wish I could just run around naked. Clothes are boring sometimes.
A silly thing you can get me to make me happy: Flowers.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Smile and eyes!
My favorite trait in a man: Charm, independence, and ambition.
A man will impress me if: He is spontaneous.
A man will turn me on if: He is aggressive and cocky.
A man will disappoint me if: He forgets the little things or isn’t there for me when I need him.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Buy me chocolate or Twizzlers.
I will not even give you a second look if: You have bad hygiene.
Something stupid men do when they first meet me: Say something sexual if I didn’t bring it up first.
I will sleep with you when: I am ready and you earned it, and if I truly like you.
I will never sleep with you if: You come out of the gate like you just want sex!
Don’t you dare: Talk bad about my friends or family. Or it’s on!
The best date I ever had was: In the Stratosphere in Las Vegas, eating duck for the first time.
I am the ideal woman because: I go to strip clubs with my man and buy lap dances with him. I would sign a pre-nup. I like to shoot vodka straight and cook.
I am not the ideal woman because: I am a tall woman! I stand 5’7 — 5’11 in heels!
I am the best in the world at: Helping others! I will help someone else before I help myself.
I need a man who can: Be patient! I am stubborn and hardheaded also I need him to be there and down for me no matter what.
In my opinion, astrology is: Amazing! Holler at me if you’re a Leo, Aries, Scorpio, Libra, or Capricorn! Ha!
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My messy room! I’m such a slob when it comes to my bedroom!
The last movie that made me laugh: The Other Guys … “I’m a Peacock! You gotta let me fly!”
The last movie that made me cry: P.S. I Love You … man, it gets me every time.
My philosophy of love: Be willing to take a bullet!
My philosophy of sex: You gotta keep up with me!
My philosophy of life: The grass is always greener on the other side!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I represent a real woman. A woman with charm and curves. I don’t have to have the cover, but if I ever had that chance it would be amazing!