On Wednesday night, in an international match against the Republic of Ireland, forward Alex Morgan scored a hat trick for the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team. This is a rare feat, made all the more special by the fact that Alex Morgan is really hot.
Ok, ok, before you get all mad at us for needlessly sexualizing the feat of a world-class athlete, we’ll give the bigger picture: All women’s soccer players are hot. They really are. Girl for girl, it’s the hottest sport. The bouncing ponytail, the baggy Umbro shorts that hang just so, the toned calves… it’s a more beautiful version of the beautiful game. Is that such a bad thing to say? We don’t think that’s so bad.
Alex Morgan is a scoring machine (this was her second career hat trick for the National Team) and has been called the equal of — if not better than — Mia Hamm, who was also notable for being really hot.
You really should see these goals. But perhaps you should limber up first with Alex Morgan doing some extremely sweaty yoga.
Ok, ready? First goal:
For the record, the other two goals in the 5-0 victory were scored by Sydney Leroux, who is also young and hot. On Halloween, Sydney and Alex went as Team USA gymnasts Gabby Douglas and McKayla Maroney. Here’s what that looked like:
And of course it wouldn’t be Halloween fun without a round of Gangnam Style:
Are we done here? Yeah, we think we’re done here. Enjoy your weekend.