Who Wants to be Snorkeled by Alessandra Ambrosio?

Alessandra Ambrosio

Yeah, get in line, buddy. We’re not actually sure how one would be snorkeled by Alessandra, but we’re willing to give it a try. It’s bound to be better than being snorkeled by former Congressman Eric Massa. As you may recall, that sort of snorkeling involved the snorkeler placing his testicles over the eyes of the snorkelee.

As you can deduce from several of these pictures, Alessandra does not have testicles. She does have things she could place over our eyes, but there has to be some other term for that. Inverted motorboating? Help us out here.

[Props to Egotastic.]

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