Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 7 Real Car Chases Way Crazier Than Anything in the Movies.  [Cracked]
• How to Tell the Difference Between Mormons and Zombies. [Holy Taco]
• Japanese Airport Security Pranks.  [EgoTV]
• 20 Hottest Babes in Skirts.  [Heavy]
• 7 Whiskies to Give This Year.  [Uproxx]
• 5 Best Places to Have a Quickie.  [Leftos]
• Must-see: Natalie Portman’s booty in the “Your Highness” trailer.  [Popholic]
• 11 Most Controversial Google Doodles.  [The Atlantic]
• Loyal Force: Animals at War.  [DJMick]
• How Workouts Can Change a Person.  [Izismile]
• Sexiest Celebrity Midriffs.  [Manofest]
• Jessica Vaugn is smokin hot. See for yourself.  [Maxim]
• Greatest Father and Son Match-Ups in Cinema.  [Gunaxin]
• Russia in One Photo.  [Next Round]
• 9 Reasons Rappers Start Singing.  [Guyism]
• Bill Clinton is in Hangover 2.  [Radar Online]
• Dart Vader in your neighborhood.  [Burbia]
• Top 9 Things You Didn’t Know Were Based on Sex.  [Spike]
• 13 Most Historically Important Perverts of All Time. [Ranker]
• Girl of the day: Allegra Wynne.  [Bullz-Eye]
• 5 Best Coaches from Sports Movies.  [Unathletic]
• Babes of Glamourcon.  [Sub5Zero]
• 50 Hottest Girls in Stockings.  [UGO]
• Ridiculous Marathon Finish (video).  [Viral Footage]
• 7 Crazy Taxes from the US and Abroad.  [Turbo Tax]
• 47 Amazing and Ingenious Uses for Salt.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• 7 Truly Epic Fails in Human History.  [Shmoop]
• 17 Excellent TV Screen Shots.  [Banned in Hollywood]