Britney, Birthers, Babies and Boobies

Did the tedious grind of your work week cock block your quality time with the internet? Feeling hopelessly out of touch with the ever changing TSJ landscape as a result? If so, you’ve come to the right place. This Week in TSJ History is our weekend roundup of the best moments from the last seven days on TheSmokingJacket.com.

Monday

• Got some paper clips laying around? Use them to steal some shit! Five Common Household Items Crooks Use to Steal Your Stuff will tell you how!
• We want to be mad at this cop who laughed at a ridiculously obese suspect. But we probably would have done the same thing.
• Jessica Vaugn interviewed the super sexy Christie Gabriel in this week’s Girl on Girl.
• Is sexting ever a good idea? Ask TSJ investigates!
• Our sincere congrats go out to Rachel Myers and Cali Lowe, the winners of Playboy’s Hottest College Girl contest.
• Here’s some shocking news: Babies ruin your sex life.
• More shocking news: Scarlett Johansson is sexy no matter what country she’s in.

Tuesday

• Donald Trump is insane and other fun facts in Stuff You Should Know: Birthers.
• Kinsey Schofield examines why it’s better to be a man at the Playboy Mansion.
• Britney Spears has a new album out, y’all!
• We’re giving away a Wi-fi Internet Radio from Grace, and there’s still time to win!
• Afraid you may have a ghost in your house? These five essential purchases will help you figure it out.
• England expects boobies. We suspect anyone reading this may expect the same.
• Confused about the situation in Libya? Let Angry Birds explain it for you.

Wednesday

• Kevin Klein inducted some tasty snacks into the Stoner Foods Hall of Fame.
• CoedMagazine has a massive gallery of hilarious celebrity yearbook photos. You should check it out.
• Nicolas Cage continues his sad descent into ridiculousness with a crazy commercial from Japan.
• Magic wands are the latest in fire fighting technology.
• Miss Turkey was a highlight in the Six Sexiest Moments in Recent Advertising History.
• The New York Times loves Japanese porn stars. And we do too!

Thursday

• Looking to give the system a good flush? Don’t do it with these Six Popular Detox Methods That Will Poison You.
• So the internet seems to think this house looks like Hitler’s face.
• Britney Spears sure got a lot of coverage this week. Check out this video of Britney Spears doing the Poo Cocktail Supreme.
• Ian Cheesman continues his multi-part love letter to Brewdog Brewing Company.
• Your mom wasn’t just hot, she was smoking!
• With April Fools on the horizon, we looked at Ten Great April Fools Pranks Caught on Video.
• We celebrated National Cleavage Day with Rosa Acosta, Vanessa Veasley and Katie Banks.

Friday

• The sexy CJ Miles flexed her intimidation muscle.
• Tiger Woods proved that some things just never change.
• TLC sent us an exclusive clip from this weekend’s season premier of Strange Sex.
• Phuong Nguyen wants you to join her Phuongtourage.
• We didn’t bother with any April Fools Day pranks (or did we?), but a bunch of other websites did.
• And finally, acclaim and admiration for our list of the most overrated movies of all-time was near universal.