Wear A Willy Giveaway
TSJ Wing Girl Kelly Marie gave us a sexy Silly Bandz gallery and we’d like to give you something as well. The folks behind Wear A Willy have given us several packs of their phallic shaped wrist bands to giveaway. With names like “The Politician” (crooked), the Canon (long), and Lance (modeled on the anatomy of post-cancer Lance Armstrong) the bands from Wear A Willy are a pretty good way to get a laugh at a bar or surprise a grandparent.
Tell us how you’d use your willy bands in the comments and the best answers will get a pack of their own.
Contest closes July 7, 2011. Be sure to provide a legit e-mail address when you comment so we can contact you. Sorry, U.S. contestants only.
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“Wear A Willy Giveaway”
11:12 am on July 1st, 2011
To prop up the back of my laptop so I can use the keyboard easier
11:14 am on July 1st, 2011
To replace broken buttons on my shirt
11:21 am on July 1st, 2011
To hold my pens together, of course.
11:27 am on July 1st, 2011
Well…and call me crazy, but I’d wear ‘em! & I’d make all my friends wear ‘em too!!! I’d prolly give a few to my Mom, she’d get a kick out of these.
11:40 am on July 1st, 2011
to pick up chicks obviously, what else are they for
11:41 am on July 1st, 2011
i would shoot them at my wife and say i just shot her with my willie
12:11 pm on July 1st, 2011
I would pass them out to former lovers and smile as they smack me in the face. ps I need more than one pack. Ha ha. great contest
11:46 pm on July 2nd, 2011
Pass them out at my favorite gay watering hole and watch my fag hag cred expand exponentially.
4:10 am on July 3rd, 2011
I work at a hookah bar and i will put them around the bases of the hookahs so that when i take them to the costumers they can get a little silly and a little willy while hanging out and suck on their hoses
6:03 pm on July 5th, 2011
I would tie them on stuff and give them to all my HOT coworkers!