Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web. Bassoon image via NextRound.

• 25 Wackest Rapper Crimes.  [UGO]
• 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies.  [Cracked]
• What Your TV Says About You.  [EgoTV]
• 25 Hottest Modern Pin Up Girls.  [Bro Bible]
• Rachel Bilson Makes a Hot French Maid.  [Clutch]
• 30 Funniest Bar Names.  [Manofest]
• Worst Breakfast Cereals of All Time.  [Gunaxin]
• Amazing 6 Day Hotel Construction Video.  [The Daily What]
• A Gallery of War Animals.  [Izismile]
• 8 Badass Veterans You’ve Never Heard Of.  [Uproxx]
• A review of The Situation’s new book.  [PBH]
• 30 Awesome Sports Illustrated NBA Covers.  [Unathletic]
• Jersey Man Freaks Out On Skater (video).  [Total Pro Sports]
• Why I Don’t Cook at Home.  [The Oatmeal]
• 11 Things You’re Most Likely to Lose While Drunk.  [Cool Material]
• A Mega Sara Jean Underwood Gallery.  [Next Round]
• 9 Haircuts People Should Stop Giving Their Children.  [Guyism]
• Check out the Thanksgiving Meal Cake.  [Buzzfeed]
• Nintendo Trademarks “Its On Like Donkey Kong.” [Wired]
• Epic Hot Girl Gun Fails.  [Ranker]
• Don’t Drop the Soap: Cold Hard Prison Facts.  [ICanHasInternets]
• Screamer Prank Gone Right: