Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Octomom’s Fetish Video: The Leaked Script [HolyTaco]
• The Sneakiest Trick Plays in Football History [AsylumUK]
• Macaulay Culkin Sure Knows How to Get Over a Break Up [TheSuperficial]
• Ozzy Osbourne’s Hilarious Lipton Brisk Commercial [YouTube]
• Solid Woman Advice from Nintendo’s Shigeru Miyamoto [Unreality]
• American Idol’s Sexiest Contestants [Clutch]
• Jaime Edmondson Invites You to Party with Playboy [PlaymateOfTheYear]
• If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines [Cracked]
• Alternate Uses for Starbucks New Trenta Sized Cup [FunnyCrave]
• Belen Rodriguez is a Lingerie Lovely [DJMick]
• Amy Adams Lifts Skirt on Muppets Set [Complex]
• Cleveland Browns Radio Host Has On-Air Meltdown [Brobible]
• Kickass Cupcakes of the Day [TheDailyWhat]
• Wild LAN Party [Izismile]
• 9 Celebrity Breakups That Have Us Foaming At the Mouth [Guyism]
• 10 Terrible (But Entertaining) Tributes to the Jefferson’s Theme Song [EgoTV]
• Train Versus Car is Always a Mismatch [Gunaxin]
• 10 Untrue Medical Myths [Ranker]
• Terrifying Video of Philadelphia Gas Main Explosion [ViralFootage]
• Supermodels Before They Were Famous [SuperBooyah]
• 17 Things You Didn’t Know about Seinfeld [NextRound]
• 24 Celebrities in Bizarre Foreign Commercials [CoedMagazine]
• Danica Thrall is Unfairly Attractive [Uncoached]