This video is from the halftime show of the Uconn women’s basketball team’s 89th consecutive victory. Makes sense, who better to commemorate such an epic accomplishment than a guy with enough free time on his hands to figure out how to pull off a full on Village People performance all by his lonesome? And we suspect a whole lot of lonesome was involved in coming up with this atrocity.

As heinous and mildly terrifying as it is, you have to admit, it’s still far less awful than the thought of the Black Eyed Peas headlining this year’s Super Bowl halftime show.