Viral Outbreak: Dead Birds in Arkansas Finally Explained

Yeah, we know, someone already explained the dead birds thing in Arkansas as being the result of a “loud noise” or whatever, but they never told us what made the loud noise. Maybe that’s because we shouldn’t be asking what made the noise…but who?

Actually, it’s too late to ask that, because “prophet” Cindy Jacobs already has the answer. It was God. How does she come to that conclusion? Pretty simple, really. Bill Clinton was responsible for the military’s “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy. Bill Clinton is from Arkansas. The dead birds were found in the town of Beebe, Arkansas. And the Governor of Arkansas? Well his name is Mike Beebe.

It all makes so much sense now! How did we not piece this together until now? Thanks, Cindy Jacobs, you really are a prophet!