What have you been doing this morning? Drinking? Of course you have. So that’ll make it all the more fun to blubber over these cranky Tom Waits. Did I say blubber? I meant doze. It’s at least 10 o’clock somewhere. Crack open another and watch already.
The Piano Has Been Drinking [and TV used to be fucked up]
On Letterman, 1986
Shyrock Auditorium, 1979
Banned from the YMCA [what does that MEAN?]