Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 11 Unironic Spokespeople.  [Holy Taco]
• If Other Industries Were as Evil as the RIAA.  [Cracked]
• Babies Wearing Naughty T-shirts.  [Manofest]
• 9 Badass Monster Truck Videos.  [EgoTV]
• 50 Most Popular Women on the Web.  [Coed Magazine]
• 5 Things You Need to Survive the Impending Alien Invasion.  [Cinema Blend]
• Action Movie Situations that Don’t Happen in Real Life.  [Unreality]
• 50 Hottest Women in Video Games.  [Complex]
• 10 Things You Should Know About Sex.  [College Candy]
• 20 Hottest Girls With Guns.  [Heavy]
• 8 Things to Master Before You’re 30.  [Guyism]
• 10 Awesome Reimaginings of Popular Characters.  [Uproxx]
• How Will Sexbots Change the World?  [Ask Men]
• 35 Beavis and Butthead Insults You Should Use. [Clutch]
• 5 Celebrities That Need Their Own Comic Strip.  [EgoTV]
• 15 Ugliest Redheads Who Became Celebrities.  [Bro Bible]
• Read this police report now!  [The Smoking Gun]
• All the Jenn Sterger you can handle.  [Campus Socialite]
• Top 50 Boxing KOs of All Time.  [Cage Doctors]
• 10 Hottest NFL WAGs.  [Pigskin Doctors]
• Sad News: Barbie Power Wheel Carjacked.  [Uncoached]
• This Brooklyn Decker gif is mesmerizing (NSFW).  [Giggity Greg]
• Top 100 Influential Figures in American History.  [The Atlantic]
• UPS Delivery Instructions.  [Pros Before Hos]