Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 6 Movies That Didn’t Realize They Let the Villain Win.  [Cracked]
• 2010′s NFL All-Criminal Team.  [Holy Taco]
• The 14 Sexiest 3D Magazine Pictorials.  [Bro Bible]
• 76 Real Israeli Beach Babes to Kick-Off Rosh Hashanah.  [Coed Magazine]
• 20 Hottest Girls Wearing Beaters.  [Heavy]
• The 10 Hottest Comic Book Girls.  [Unreality Magazine]
• Awesome Stop Motion Video.  [The Daily What]
• 50 Greatest Juke Moves in Football History.  [Complex]
• 10 Hottest Girls Playing Nintendo Wii.  [Manofest]
• 10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back.  [Smoking Section]
• 10 Ways to Get Your Dream Woman.  [Ask Men]
• Learn From 8 TV Characters Women Swoon Over.  [Guyism]
• Gadgets You Just Can’t Live Without.  [Gunaxin]
• 23 Things You Didn’t Know About Michael Jordan.  [Hoop Docs]
• 6 Things People Think Alcohol Does (But it Doesn’t).  [Ego TV]
• Celebs Who Got Their Silicone Melons Removed. [The Frisky]
• 32 NFL Tattoos For 32 NFL Teams.  [Clutch]
• 50 Cent Translated Into Oxford English.  [The Atlantic Wire]
• The Original 14 NFL Teams.  [Funny Crave]
• Dallas Strip Club Allegedly Blinding Southwest Pilots.  [Asylum]
• Why the phrase “All-Terrain Vehicle” is NOT a guarantee.  [Photofind]