This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. Katy Perry Trying to Make Suicide Sexy (Celebjihad)

2. Toothless YouTuber Is Available for Your Porno (Nextround)

3. Helping You Get through Monday with a Second Helping of Hotness (CavemanCircus)

4. Today on TDW: Geek (TheDailyWhat)

5. 6 Glitches that Accidentally Invented Modern Gaming (Cracked)

6. Brains Still Roll (TotallyCrap)

7. 25 Ways to Market the Human Centipede Sequel and Make It More Viewer Friendly (HolyTaco)

8. 80 Pictures of Drunk Girls (Izismile)

9. Yet another Snoop Dogg Moment Captured (Unreality)

10. Jessica Biel Is with Gerard Butler Now (WWTDD)

11. The 25 Funniest Abbreviations of All Time (SuperBooyah)

12. Super 8 Has a New Trailer, Too (Filmdrunk)

13. Moby Gets Electrocuted on-Stage and Collapses. Nobody Cares (TheSmokingSection)

14. Rihanna Ain’t Your Kids’ Role Model, Bitches! (HeymanHustle)

15. The 20 Greatest Shaq Career Highlights (Ranker)