Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition – Sad Things People Do to Look Smart and More

This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. The 5 Saddest Things People Do to Look Smart (Cracked)


2. Keyboard Keys Frequency of Use (NextRound)


3. An Open Letter to All the Girls of Facebook (CavemanCircus)

caveman circus

4. Lights Out (TheDailyWhat)

the daily what

5. 12 Best Box Office Flops (CoedMagazine)

coed magazine

6. Ninja Painter (TotallyCrap)

totally crap

7. Here We Go (HotClicks)

hot clicks

8. Old Shots of Japan (Izismile)


9. Captain Chewbacca Sparrow at Your Service (UnrealityMag)


10. Behold, the Power of Photoshop (WWTDD)


11. Keeley Hazell’s Best Cleavage Shots, Ever (HeymanHustle)

heyman hustle

12. 25 Pics of Hot Girls Enjoying Memorial Day (RegretfulMorning)

regretful morning

13. Fake Grenade: Retribution for this Joke Could Be Bad (TheBrigade)

the brigade

14. Beanie Sigel Apologizes to Jay-Z (RealTalkNY)


15. Sonic Secret Menu Items (Ranker)