This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. Charlie Sheen to Auction off His Harem (CelebJihad)

2. American Idol Singers Ending Songs with Their Titles (Nextround)

3. I’m a Few Days Late with this Video but It’s Better Late than Never (CavemanCircus)

4. Lights Out (TheDailyWhat)

5. 4 Reasons We Need to Start Making Fun of Terrorists (Cracked)

6. The Real Chuck Norris Live in Yemen (Totallycrap)

7. Behold! The Genderless Canadian Baby Who Is Not Actually Genderless (HolyTaco)

8. Pigeon Fashion (Izismile)

9. The Evolution of Smash Bros. Chart Raises an Interesting Question (Unreality)

10. Jennifer Aniston Is Still Clingy, Desperate (WWTDD)

11. Video: How to Make Beer Cocktails (MadeMan)

12. Know It All: Men and Their Phobias (Maxim.co.uk)

13. An Exclusive Look at MVP’s Road To The IWGP Intercontinental Heavyweight Championship: PART TWO! (HeymanHustle)

14. So Many Hot Girls in Little Black Dresses (UGO)

15. The 8 Craziest and Real Secret Service Overreacions (Ranker)