This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. Survey Says Ronald McDonald Is Creepy (Gawker)

2. The 7 Most Ridiculous Cases of Misplaced Priorities (Cracked)

3. This Is Not a Painting (NextRound)

4. Men Take Notice: This Is How You Properly Fill Out an Online Dating Profile (CavemanCircus)

5. Photo of an Incredible Suicide Attempt Rescue (TheDailyWhat)

6. The 24 Most Underrated Stand-up Comedians of All-Time (Coed Magazine)

7. Bottle Rocket Gone Wrong (TotallyCrap)

8. A for Efficiency (HotClicks)

9. A Closer Look at Various Helicopters (Izismile)

10. When Chell Met Glados (UnrealityMag)

11. Arnold Has Pretty Weird Taste (WWTDD)

12. Toddler Found Alone Wandering the Street with Marijuana Pipe (Forkparty)

13. 20 Sexy Lifeguards You’ll Drown for this Summer (RegretfulMorning)

14. Girls in Camo vs. Hot Surfer Girls (TheBrigade)

15. The Funniest Reactions to the Arnold Love Child Scandal (Ranker)