Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of ten great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. How to Make a Plasma Cutter from Dead Space 2 (Heavy)

2. Hot Tree Huggers for Love a Tree Day (CoedMagazine)

3. Watch Taj Gibson Posterize Dwyane Wade (TotalProSports)

4. Brittany Madison Likes to Play Topless Texas Hold ‘Em (DJMick)

5. Spank Bank: Natache Peyre (GorillaMask)

6. Nobody Falls as Sexy as Maria Sharapova (Guyism)

7. Here’s What It’s Like When a Tornado Passes Overhead (Buzzfeed)

8. Meet the World Mustache and Beard Championship Winner (BroBible)

9. Julia Stegner is the Lovely Lady of the Day (HotClicks)

10. Understanding People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast (Cracked)