This is a collection of 15 great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We run two per day. We call the first one “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature. We call this one “Morning Dump: Afternoon Edition” because we’re lazy and uncreative by noon each day (click the pics to read each article):

1. Stephen Segal Guns down Children (CelebJihad)

2. Southwest Airlines is Good at Trick Shots (NextRound)

3. Have You Ever Seen a $190,000 Bar Tab? (CavemanCircus)

4. Wicked Bookmark of the Day (TheDailyWhat)

5. 6 Classic Movies You Didn’t Know Were Remakes (Cracked)

6. Dance Battle Turns into Hair Pulling (TotallyCrap)

7. 25 Pics of Ashton Kutcher Looking Like a Tool (HolyTaco)

8. Daily Picdump (Izismile)

9. Vader’s Fastball too Much for Threepio (Unrealitymag)

10. Britney Spears Parents Think She’s Mentally Incapable (WWTDD)

11. Epic Fails: The 25 Worst Single Game Performances in Sports History (Complex)

12. Brock Lesnar Comments on the Decision to Pull out of UFC 131 (HeymanHustle)

13. 13 Terrible Things that Happened on Friday the 13th (EgoTV)

14. Summer BBQ Secrets from the McDonald’s Chef – Really (Esquire)

15. The 13 Greatest Video Game Movies that Almost Were (Ranker)