Relax, it’s not a real morning dump. That would be gross. It’s just a collection of ten great stories from some of our favorite sites around the web. Those of us in the industry call it a “link dump.” We call it “Morning Dump” because it’s early and we’re immature (click the pics to read each article):

1. The Lonely Island Gets the Michael Bolton Treatment (Heavy)

2. ASU’s Undie Run is Unbelievably Hot (CoedMagazine)

3. Man With No Arms Or Legs Throws Out Opening Pitch (TotalProSports)

4. Sexy Singer Sandy Molling (DJMick)

5. Spank Bank: Kathy Sanders (GorillaMask)

6. 9 Celebs Who Actually Went from Rags to Riches (Guyism)

7. 8-Year-Old Kid Shreds On the Banjo (Buzzfeed)

8. Insane Video of Two Guys Hanging Out in Middle of Police Shooting (BroBible)

9. A Historic Baseball Scoreboard Moment (HotClicks)

10. 7 Bizarre Advances in Animal Cyborg Technology (Cracked)