Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 5 Things that Are Apparently OK To Do in the Name of Sports [Cracked]
• 7 Arcade Games We All Love (that Use Mechanics We All Hate) [Gamespy]
• 12 Hilarious Sci-Fi TV and Movie Goofs that Will Leave You Baffled [Blastr]
• 9-Year-Olds Smoking Rock [Youtube]
• The File on Biggie Smalls’ Murder Has Finally Been Opened [FBI.gov]
• Animal Pictures that Are Funny and Adorable [Izismile]
• Frat Boy Survival Kit [EgoTV]
• Fans Rank the Best Superhero Movies of All Time [Ranker]
• 20 “Sexy” Photos of Old Ladies with Short Hair [SuperBooyah]
• Guy Gets Messed up on Meow Meow, Goes on Multiple-City Bender [BustedCoverage]
• Korean Airline Paints Plane like Starcraft [UnrealityMag]
• How to Survive Almost any Attack [NextRound.net]
• Sheep Wearing a Helmet, Riding a Motorbike [TotallyCrap]
• T.S.A. Gives Six-Year-Old Girl Full Body Search [ViralFootage]
• Children Build Floating Soccer Stadium [Youtube]
• Justin Bieber Gets All Political in the Holy Land [TheDailyWhat]
• Kaley Cuoco Naked in Allure Magazine [WWTDD]
• Bacon Cologne [FunnyCrave]
• Nike Showing off High-Tech Shoes at Master’s [TheBachelorGuy]
• Aston Martin DBS Superior Black Edition [Sub5Zero]
• Russia May Have Plans to Shut Down Gmail [Uproxx]
• Dwight Howard Throws Down Monster Slam [With Leather]
• Brawl Sparks Life into Boring N.B.A. Game [The Smoking Section]
• 50 Incredible Pictures of the Red River Flood [BuzzFeed]
• The Best 5 Hockey Fights of the Entire Year [TotalProSports]
• Indonesian Parliament Member Who Led Anti-Pornography Campaign Gets Caught Looking at Porn During Government Assembly [SFGate]
• 20 Cute Girls with Freckles [Regretful Morning]
• Jill Wagner Has Smokin’ Curves [Hot Clicks]
• Sophie Turner Is So Hot, It Doesn’t Make Sense [FHM]
• Czech President Steals Pen During Press Conference [Youtube]