Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 5 Adorable Animals that Are Turning to the Dark Side [Cracked]
• Looking Back at the 1960 Playmate of the Year [PMOY.Playboy.com]
• Sexy Vintage Paperback Covers [Designcrave]
• The Top 5 Frattiest Companies [The Collared Sheep]
• 100 Inexplicably Funny Google Search Result Suggestions [Buzzfeed]
• Allen Iverson Flips out on Cops for Twenty Minutes [With Leather]
• New Jay-Z Track Features Sade [The Smoking Section]
• Extremely Drunk Lady at Cubs Opening Day [Buzzfeed]
• The 9 Goofiest Sports Posters from the Past [Cracked]
• The 5 Female Employees Who Works at Every Fast Food Restaurant [Regretful Morning]
• The Top 15 Best Athlete Taunts [HotClicks]
• 30 Pictures of People Getting Hammered During Severe Floods [Izismile]
• The 10 Most Terrifying Creatures Ever Found [Ranker]
• The 50 Funniest Receipts of All Time [SuperBooyah]
• Guys Smuggle Beer Bong into Oakland A’s Game [Busted Coverage]
• Harry Potter Wedding Proposal Feels Pretty Embarrassing [UnrealityMag]
• Guy Leaves Phone Message Apologizing for Sleeping with Girlfriend’s Sister [NextRound.net]
• White Dude on Crutches Ends Up in a Rap Show Brawl [TotallyCrap.com]
• Man Super Glued to Wal-Mart Toilet [ViralFootage.com]
• Thief Steals Credit Card, Charges Thank-You Gift for Victim [The Daily What]
• Masturbation Rids Man of Restless Leg Syndrome [FunnyCrave]
• Eva Longoria Flashes David Letterman [WWTDD]
• Alessandra Ambrosio Photo Gallery [FHM]
• Crazy Lady on the Bus [EGO TV]