Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo [Cracked]
• 85 Facts about Hugh Hefner [Playboy]
• Class Up Your Drinking Game with Scotch [CoedMagazine]
• The Busiest Train in the Entire World [DJ Mick]
• 9 Celebrities Who Went to Jail Before they Were Famous [Guyism]
• The 10 Freakiest Celebrities [Complex]
• 1980s: The Golden Age of Pro Wrestling [Gunaxin]
• Grandparents Under Thirty Years Old [Uncoached]
• Hot Elle Liberachi Pictures [Holy Taco]
• Drunk Father Tattoos 3-Year-Old Son [Brobible]
• 39 Funny Pics of Animals Doing Animal Stuff [Izismile]
• Family Goes on 11 Year Road Trip, Has Miserable Time for All but like 5 Minutes [Ego TV]
• Fans Rank Best Punk Bands of All Time, Results Are Predictably Cliche [Ranker]
• The 10 Funniest Dancing with the Stars Bloopers [SuperBooyah]
• What Lockout? Lingerie Footabll League News [Busted Coverage]
• Are the Green Arrow and Link from Zelda Related? [Unreality Mag]
• Think You Have a Bad Job? This Man Has to Clean a Cobra Pit [TotallyCrap.com]
• HD Miami Beach Bikini Party Video [Viral Footage.com]
• Soccer Player Makes Crazy Trick Shot [The Daily What]
• How a Gentleman Orchestrates a Fistfight [Funnycrave]
• Guide to the Biggest Music Festivals of the Summer [NextRound.net]
• Enormous Military Hovercraft Is Sci Fi Fan’s Wet Dream/a> [TheBrigade.com]
• Danica Thrall Surfing while Looking Smokin’ [FHM]
• Albanian Picnics Involve Light Folk Music and Thousands of Rounds of Ammunition [NextRound.net]