Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Why “Star Wars” Is Secrety Terrifying to Women [Cracked]
• 8 “Futuristic” Sci Fi Devices that Are Now Inferior to Modern Gadgets [Blastr]
• Yahoo Writes Innocuous Article about Waiter Service, Comment Section Has 5,000 Post Racial Flame War [Finance.Yahoo.com]
• Girl Dumps Guy, Guy Blogs about His Pain Almost Non-Stop for Two Years [LiveJournal]
• Revisiting the First African-Born Playmate of the Year [PMOY]
• 67 Hilariously Inappropriate Texts Parents Have Sent Their Kids [Izismile]
• Stories of Physically Weakened People Kicking the Crap out of Robbers [Uproxx]
• The Best and Worst of Wrestlemania XXVII [With Leather]
• Musician Meek Mill Direspects the Dead in, “Tupac Back” [The Smoking Section]
• A Guide to All of the New Movie Trailers [Ranker]
• The 10 Dirtiest News Bloopers of All Time [SuperBooyah]
• Denver Broncos Cheeleader Tryouts [Busted Coverage]
• Japanese Power Rangers Is Way Better than the American Version [UnrealityMag]
• Terrible Trailer for Arnold Shwarzenegger Cartoon [NextRound.net]
• Cops Tackle Drunks at a Miami Beach Party [TotallyCrap.com]
• Pilot Does On-Ground Tricks in CH-47 Helicopter [TheBrigade.com]
• Downtown Skyscraper Gets Imploded [ViralFootage.com]
• Emerson College Showcases Musical about Obscene Film, “The Human Centipede” [NextRound]
• Snooki Performs Genuinely Amazing Acrobatics in Wrestlemania [WWTDD]
• 5 Explosives that Would Give Michael Bay Wood [FunnyCrave]
• Why Getting in Shape Naturally Will Make You Look Better [Built Lean]
• Guide to Upgrading to a Better TV [TheDailyWhat]
• The 20 Dumbest Car Accessories [FunnyCrave]
• Base Jumping in Norway [Buzzfeed]
• The Nine Goofiest Names in Sports [TotalProSports]
• Alaskan Moonshiner Goes on Chainsaw Rampage [RegretfulMorning]
• The 100 Sexiest Fashion Models [Hot Clicks]
• Celebrities Might Be Dressed a Bit Too Sexy for the Kids’ Choice Awards [FHM]
• Blind Kid Wins Rap Battle [EGO TV]