Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• 6 Weight Loss Tips Everyone’s Heard (That Don’t Work at All) [Cracked]
• The 15 Hottest Pop Stars Throughout History [Complex]
• Mary Kate and Ashley Get Racist in Old Olsen Twins Film [Youtube]
• Safe Sex Ads for the Clumsy [MTV]
• Flashback: 1973 Playmate of the Year [Playboy]
• Gorgeous 41-Year-Old Model [Izismile]
• Good April Fools Day Pranks [EGO TV]
• Top Ten Funniest Bearded Comedians [Ranker]
• The 10 Best Lightsaber Sports Videos [SuperBooyah]
• Houston Media Hotties March Madness Bracket [BustedCoverage]
• Demon Hunting for Dummies [UnrealityMag]
• The French Spider Man Climbs the Tallest Building in the World [NextRound.net]
• Twin Babies Having a Conversation about World Affairs [TotallyCrap.com]
• Tomahawk Missiles Firing in High-Res [TheBrigade.com]
• Slick Corvette Gets Totaled in Crash [ViralFootage.com]
• British House Looks Like Hitler [TheDailyWhat]
• Mariah Carey Tweets a Picture of Her Enormous Stomach [WWTDD]
• Man Goes on BB Gun Shooting Spree in Taco Bell Argument [Funnycrave]
• Muhammad Ali Sculpture Made of Speedbags [TheBachelorGuy]
• Toyota Corolla-Based Ferrari Replica [Sub5Zero]
• 100 of the Most Ridiculous Yahoo Answers Posts [Uproxx]
• The Best and Worst of WWE RAW [With Leather]
• 7 Potentially Great Black Keys Remixes [The Smoking Section]
• Stupid Thigns You Should NEVER Do on an Escalator [Buzzfeed]
• Dumping a Girlfried without the Mess [RegretfulMorning]
• Photo Gallery of Athletes with Snakes [Hot Clicks]
• Katy Perry’s Mother Discusses Her Distaste for Her Daughter’s Boobs [FHM]
• Steve Spurrier Fakes His Own Arrest [TotalProSports]