Morning Dump is your AM guide to the best links on the web.

• Playmate Vacation in New Zealand [PMOY.Playboy.com]
• Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, St. Patrick’s Day Green Bikinis [CoedMagazine]
• 24 “Nice View!” Moments [DJMick]
• Selena Gomez Terrified of Justin Bieber Fans [Guyism]
• The 30 Greatest Hip-Hop Demos [Complex]
• 5 Great March Madness Players from Low-Seeded Teams [Gunaxin]
• Hilarious Screencaps from “To Catch a Predator [Uncoached]
• 80-Year-Old Makes First Website, the Results Are Predictably Hilarious [Bosshahn.com]
• 25 Hot Irish Girls [Holy Taco]
• Little Zangief Body Slams School Bully [Brobible]
• 8 Actors Who Look Exactly the Same on Every Movie Poster [Cracked]
• Then-and-Now Photos of Rebellious Teens [Izismile]
• The World’s Greatest Acting Extra [Ego TV]
• Readers Rank the Best Bands of All Time [Ranker]
• The 25 Funniest Gangsta Grandma Photos [SuperBooyah]
• St. Mary’s Cheerleading Squad Could Use an Upgrade [BustedCoverage]
• The X-Men Do Comedy [UnrealityMag]
• New York Post Survey Finds Hipsters Really Annoy New Yorkers [NextRound.net]
• The Situation Totally Stinks Up Roast of Donald Trump [TotallyCrap.com]
• All-Girl Playboy Bunny House Party [ViralFootage.com]
• Seventh Graders Get Hassled Over Bag of Oregano [The Daily What]
• Funnycrave’s Endangered Species Scale [Funncrave]
• Tasty Beer Cocktail Recipes [TheBachelorGuy]
• 22 High-Quality Weapon Photos [TheBrigade.com]
• Consumer Watchdogs Report Lottery Ticket Scam, Moronic Commenters Refuse to Understand they Got Ripped Off [The Daily Mirror]
• Katy Perry Confuses Fans with Shoe Commercial [FHM]